Lockwood Mansion: Liz tells Damon about Mason "Brick House" Lockwood, who is chatting up Mama Mulva. Brick House is not on the Council, he's not an ass, he's not a believer, he's just preoccupied with finding the perfect wave. Meanwhile, Tyler welcomes a black-jeggings wearing Katherine to his home. "Hey Elena, thanks for coming. Come on in." Katherine-As-Elena takes her damned sweet time crossing the threshold, savoring the moment. Commercial.

As Stefan and Elena exit the hospital, Elena mentions having to pick up Jenna and Jeremy to go by the Lockwoods' house, and then asks Stefan how he left things with her Uncle Snark Daddy. When Stefan admits to threatening John into leaving town, Elena says, "Good." I doubt she'd say the same thing if she knew her boyfriend fed his own blood to her bio-dad, but who can tell with kids these days. Stefan's off to find Damon. Elena begs him not to fight with his brother. She reminds him that Katherine's already messing with their heads and Damon isn't stable when it comes to Ms. Pierce. Stefan nods in agreement and we cut to...

Lockwood Mansion: Bonnie follows Damon to the buffet table and they wonder why the Gilbert Gizmo affected Tyler and his late father, but mostly they snark at each other. Raise your hand if you think they're so going to do it. Yeah, me too. Before they part ways, Bonnie inflicts Damon with a brief migraine, then smirks out an apology and saunters off.