Meanwhile, as he speeds down the road, Scum calls She's-the-Sheriff and taunts her that he has her daughter and is hell-bent on turning her into a vampire. When he stops at an intersection, Damon and Stefan pull him out of his SUV. Damon shoots him several times (with wooden bullets?) and when Scum takes his turn at writhing in pain, Damon watches, delighted. "Payback's a bitch, isn't it?" Er...that's it? That's his quip? Whatever, right. Damon orders Stefan to get Caroline home, and then hears She's-the-Sheriff yelling, "Logan!" over Scum's cell phone. Damon picks it up, explains that Caroline's okay and he's in the process of stopping Scum. He tells her they're on Elm Street. Nightmare! And terminates the call. Damon then offers Scum one more chance to confess who turned him, as he grabs a tire iron out of the hatch (oh, unintentional Lost reference). Scum insists he doesn't know, so Damon points out that he can use said tire iron to decapitate scum in one at-bat. Desperate, Scum dangles some bait before our wants-to-be-woobified boy. "You think you're the only one that wants to get in that tomb? Underneath the old church?" Damon cautions that if Scum's lying, he will end him. Scum swears he's not lying. "There's another way to break the spell. We can help you." The sound of sirens approaches. Scum adds, "Meet me at the old church." Damon looks off at the cruiser in the distance and tells Scum, "Take me down. Make it look real." Scum obliges, throwing Damon against the back of the SUV and then takes off.