I'll catch you in -- my word -- JANUARY?! In the long, long meantime, come on over to the forums. It will keep you from inviting your ex in. Seriously? Do not invite him in. Do. Not. Bring your uninitiated friends over during the December marathon (12/14 -- 12/18) so they can be assimilated. In the meantime, let's raise a cup to kindness yet 'til our cravings subside.

During the hiatus, help keep Cindy off the streets. E-mail her at CynthiaMcLennan[at]gmail.com., or follow her on Twitter.

After discussing this episode in our VD forums, then see how the show compares to Twilight and True Blood.