Next, we get close-ups of Elena in her bed and Stefan in his. They're both smiling and we're treated to a (sometimes overlapping! Oh, the cheese!) voice-over of their diary entries, even though neither character is currently engaged in writing. They're both all: Things are different now. Changed. I feel alive. Awake. Hopeful. Bah, humbug. All this wondrous optimism is because they know they'll see one another again. Oh, now Elena's in her usual window seat and actually scribbling away in her diary. Are you ready for the profundity? She writes, "I feel good." Sigh.

Aunt Jenna wants to know if she looks adult enough for Jeremy's school conference. With her hair up, Elena tags her look as "Sexy stewardess." With it down -- it's all "Boozy housewife." Hey, first of all she looks like neither, but secondly, and more importantly, on behalf of my people -- er...we wish we looked like that. Maybe more booze is the answer. BRB. Ahhhhh. With Elena's help, Jenna realizes Jeremy didn't go to woodshop early, on account of the fact that there is no woodshop. So where has our pet druggie gone? Aww. He's mooning over his and our favorite crack ho at the hospital. It's before visiting hours though, so the nurse chases him out without giving him any real information about the sleeping Vicki's condition. How can she be so blind to his acute case of adolescent angst?