After the break, Elena catches up with Stefan and asks him what's going on. Jenna follows her, prompting Scum to say, "JENNA!" Stefan grabs Elena's hand, turns to her and suggests she and Jenna go someplace else. He telegraphs with his eyes that she needs to take him seriously, so she does. Jenna follows her, just glad to be getting away from the Scum. When Stefan asks Scum what he's doing there, Scum suggests they cut through all the "who turned [him]" b.s. he just went through with Damon. He wants to know how to become a daywalker. Stefan obfuscates. "Damon and I are the only ones I know of." Logan wants to get to the how of it. He threatens to use his local-celebrity status to expose the Brothers Salvatore. Stefan keeps his voice low and even. "You want to know how you can walk around in the sun?" He waits a beat. "You CAN'T." I had been hoping he'd tell Scum to just believe really hard that he could do it, and then he'd be able, but this worked better, because damn. That was sexy. And Stefan's not done. "Don't ever threaten me. Again." And again? I say damn. He brushes past Scum, leaving him there to stew.

Meanwhile, Elena is trying to get Jenna to tell her -- specifically -- what Logan said during his visit to Gilbert Gables. Jenna blathers a few meaningless details then adds, "He kept trying to convince me to let him in." Ding ding ding. Elena's eyes flash as her mouth falls open. When Jenna says, "What?" Elena tells her that she is not to talk to Logan ever again. Don't you think she should have added "And whatever you do, do NOT invite him into the house." My word. The stupid, it burns. Fortunately, it's soon cooled by the lanky swagger of Alaric Saltzman, who comes over to greet the ladies. Jenna's delighted to see him, and we cut to...

MFHS Exterior; Night: Stefan's on his cell listening to Damon tell him that Logan Fell is a vampire and Damon's so going to kill him once he finds him. "I was ambushed. I was shot...." We cut to Mossy Manse, where Damon's stripping in front of the mirror. So we get to see his back and his front. Sigh. If not for the Vervain around my neck, I'd be forgiving them Matt's black tank top abomination-that-causes-desolation, right about now. Damon throws his shirt to the ground. "Now I'm vengeful." Good for you, Damon. Scum needs to die. Not a problem. Stefan informs him that Scum's at the school, right now. Damon will be right there. They end their call and Elena walks up to Stefan and asks him if there's anything he'd like to tell her.