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Daniel: C+ | Grade It Now!
Even Showgirls Get the Blues

After he leaves, Savino gives Mia shit for drawing a million in house money for this, but Mia tells him the chips were just for show. What was the real bet, he asks. "A lady never tells," she says, and walks away. Red and Savino crack up at the fact that the casino almost lost a million dollars and the boss's daughter's sexual favors in a poker game between two people terrible at playing poker.

And then the stupid spider corners Dixon, and I guess it's a male spider otherwise Dixon probably would have had sex with it by now, and because everyone else is too chicken, Yvonne matter-of-factly traps the thing in a hat and takes it away, and then the show is just suddenly over. Well, go out on a high note, right? Thank you, you've been great!

Daniel is a writer in Newfoundland with a wife and a daughter. You can't really expect a show set in Vegas to get basic card rules right, can you? Follow him on Twitter (@DanMacEachern) or email him at

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