Logan pulls into the school parking lot. He hears a couple of idiots on the radio talking about Haaron getting stabbed. Oh, are they still talking about that? It seems so long ago. Of course, the fact that it seems so long ago doesn't change the fact that WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM. Logan's lip twitches as the DJ idiots go on about his father's infidelity. Some kid knocks on the window for Logan, and Logan's voice shakes a little as he says he'll be right there. He takes another moment to compose himself. Since I've seen the next scene already, Logan, I'll give you a little advice: No rush.
And that's because, inside, tons of kids are checking out tabloid shots of Logan's parents and the Carver that are taped to Logan's locker. One of the kids is a biker we've seen before, who snarks that Logan's mom is "totally hotter" than the Carver. Ooh, bad move, biker guy. No one likes having his mom objectified, but with the LIPS, Lynn could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, so Logan's bound to be especially sensitive. The two of them scuffle, Logan getting slightly the worse of it. They quickly get broken up. Some posters were happy to see a shot of Logan's abs as he's dragged away. Personally, I don't think it gets any better than reindeer boxers and nothing else, but some people are never satisfied.
It's Weevil's turn in BSK!'s office. He claims not to remember the week Lilly died. Sorry, kid, but there's only one allotment of that excuse around here, and priority is going to have to go to the pill-popping brother whom we've seen acting loopier than Farrah Fawcett on a Tilt-a-Whirl. BSK! calls Weevil on his bullshit, saying she remembers how angry he was. He tells her he was upset because a little girl in his neighborhood disappeared at the same time Lilly did, and there was nowhere near the investigation in her case. Considering that BSK! takes the time to give us the girl's name, "Marisol Reyes," many of the forum posters think she may end up being important in some way. Of course, many of the posters think that just about everyone on this show is related. I'm not judging -- I'm just saying that's gross.













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