School. When Logan comes out of a classroom, Veronica tells him she knows he did it. He asks what she means, and she tells him about the Neptune Grand and Caitlin signing for the room service. He's all, "Prove it," and walks away, but as he does, he looks a bit stricken, presumably getting a rough idea of the truth. It took you this long to figure out that Paris Hilton is a whore? Just a guess: you're not in the Gifted and Talented program? Miss Dent appears, and the clock behind her says 7:25. Considering that Logan just got out of a class, I'm thinking no. Miss Dent shows her the latest edition of the school newspaper, which has a cover photo of the surfer. At the bottom it gives a writing credit to Duncan and a photo credit to Veronica. She looks touched. Aw.
Sheriff's department. Keith leads the escaped prisoner from the paper in in handcuffs. He rubs it in Officer Fuck's Face, and says hi to Inga, who looks like Oktoberfest has come early. Anyway, Keith gives Officer Fuckface a bunch of shit, and then they both leave. Fairly pointless scene, but good times nonetheless.
Veronica's Table. Icetwin joins Veronica and Wallace. He invites them to a party he's throwing that weekend. Wallace accepts immediately, because he's never been invited to a party that didn't involve streamers and cake. Veronica snarks that she's not allowed in the "first-class cabin." Plus, I'd like to see what she'd do to the first guy to offer her a drink. I think we'd be seeing the stun gun again. Icetwin calls her "sexy" and "sassy" and uses the word "shindig" unnecessarily. I liked you better when you were mumbling, dude. (And just between you and me, your brother's a better actor than you.) Icetwin says they all should get along, meaning that Veronica should try to meet the rich kids halfway, and she grudgingly says she'll consider it. They really are trying to make him look like a nice guy here, but I suspect he just wants to get into her pants. Occam's Razor and all. VMVO wonders if it's that easy to say maybe she was wrong and get her old life back. Hey, no rush to admit your mistakes, Veronica. That's not how we do things in this country. Logan walks by and gets a little up in Veronica's grill. She stands up to go, and Wallace asks where she's off to. Veronica: "I'm gonna nail that sucker." Figuratively, Veronica. Because being sloppy seconds behind Paris Hilton is as low as you can go. Hell would wave down at you.