...so it's no surprise that we cut to him chugging a beer at what's probably the party the radio caller mentioned earlier. Dick has found his way there, and is impressed with the laundry list of female stars Desmond has seemingly boned -- including Drew Barrymore, Rose McGowan, and Jennifer Love Hewitt, twice. Of course, if you consider the theory that when you sleep with someone, you're sleeping with everyone he or she has ever slept with, that list seems waaaay scary. I mean, just choosing between Tom Green and Marilyn Manson would bring "Death Is Not An Option" to a whole new level. Dick, however, is all kinds of impressed, but then asks, "Who are you?" Hee.