Veronica Mars
Veronica Mars

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Couch Baron: B | 1293 USERS: C+
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South Of The Border, Down Mexico Way...

Veronica exhales in disgust, and then sits down. Lamb gives her a pad and instructs her to write down everything she can think of about Duncan -- fake IDs, secret credit cards, hiding spots, places he goes for a quick pruning -- things of that nature. Veronica asks Lamb if he thinks the baby would be better off with the Mannings, referencing what they both know about how the Mannings treat their youngest daughter. Hmm, an appeal to Lamb's humanity. This is a choice that sports commentators would tactfully refer to as "interesting." Lamb snarls that he should have busted Veronica and Duncan that night. "Now my ass is in a sling if I don't find the Kane kid." If I told you that that didn't present an interesting mental picture, I'd be lying. Lamb tells Veronica that she's not going home until that pad is full, and that if she's not completely forthcoming, he will make it his mission to put her in prison as an accessory. Veronica sullenly takes the pad and starts writing.

Close-up on a video game, which SSpiegel on the boards was kind enough to identify as Dead Or Alive XTreme Beach Volleyball. Apparently, you can control how big the cartoon players' breasts are and how much said breasts bounce, so it's not much of a surprise that Dick is manning one set of controls, nor is it shocking that he exhorts one of his girls to "make Daddy proud." In fact, he probably sees himself as the dad of his household now that Big Dick has taken off, so I wonder if that's a phrase Kendall has heard coming out of his mouth. Logan asks Dick for a favor. Dick: "It's not that favor that Bobby Brown does for Whitney, is it?" Well, now that Weevil's back in the game, I don't think Logan has all that much trouble with that particular problem. Still, grooooooooss. Logan says he needs Dick to buy some Ecstasy from a couple PCHers. Dick says he's tight with those guys, and I can't tell if he's being sarcastic, which doesn't matter because it's kind of hilarious either way. One of Dick's players screws up, and he cautions "her" not to "make Daddy hose you down." This actually gets Logan's attention. "You're not real complicated, are you, Dick?" Dick: "Try not to be." Hee. I'd ask for more Dick, but you people would probably misinterpret my entirely innocent request.

Veronica Mars

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