Veronica Mars
Veronica Mars

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Courtroom. Logan is in the witness chair, and the first words we hear him say are, "There was just some fuzz. Static. No picture," and for a second I actually believe that he took his dad's advice. Which makes no sense, so I'm an idiot, as usual. No, the static was just at first. After that, Logan explains, the tape showed a bra-clad Lilly, "sitting on top of someone, writhing." He explains how Haaron rolled on top of her and gave that disgusting smile right into the camera. Ready for his close-up, Mr. DeVOMIT. Logan says they were unmistakably having sex. On cross-examination, Slimy gets Logan to confirm that he was granted immunity from prosecution for evidence tampering in exchange for his testimony. ["Preposterous, that question being allowed." -- Couch Baron] No questions from Slimy about Logan's bumfights or murder accusations, and whether that's because Haaron instructed him not to or because boys aren't dirty slut whores who make shit up, we don't know.

Weevil's in the math classroom (same one from the last tutoring scene, thank you Pi symbol!), yawning what is no doubt a bad-ass yawn. Looks like the studying session went late into the night. Hope Mac and Beav are okay and not beaten to death or anything. He gives the cross around his neck a kiss for good luck...

...which obviously doesn't do a damn bit of good, because the next thing we see is a mother and her two young boys enter the police station. It's the two nosy little kids who saw Weevil chloroform Thumper before he left him to die at the hands of the Fitzpatricks. Not Weevil's finest hour, no matter how satisfying the conclusion was. The mother hands Sacks a newspaper with an article about Thumper's death. I was about to call bullshit on the newspaper giving a damn about a missing PCHer, but the headline says that Thumper's body had already been found at the stadium and had just been identified, and I will concede that death-by-stadium is newsworthy no matter who you are. Mom says her two little finks saw someone attack Thumper on the night he was killed. Lamb snatches the paper away and asks the boys whether they feel like looking at some photos.

Veronica Mars

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