Veronica Mars
Veronica Mars

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The Wood(s)man

Wallace approaches the front door at Jackie's, but when he knocks, it’s Cook who answers. Cook sadly, and yet a little exasperatingly, tells Wallace she's not there. And she won't be there later. She's gone to France and she's not coming back. He hands Wallace a note and says he's sorry. Wallace swallows hard, looking even tinier against the backdrop of Jackie's giant (closed) front doors.

Courtroom. Keith asks Lamb whether he's got Woody in custody yet, but Lamb says Woody's gone. Lamb's voice cracks a bit, as he says Woody took his private jet on an uncharted course. Destination: Neverland. Keith sighs and shakes his head, because didn't he say?? Quiet now! Verdict's in. Veronica and Keith sit side by side -- with Logan, again, off on his own, mouth gaping open like a Volkswagon could park inside it.. Haaron and Slimy rise as the foreperson reads the verdict: "On the count of murder in the second degree, we find the defendant...not guilty." Keith closes his eyes sadly. Veronica's stay open, frozen on Haaron. A lot of the spectators are thrilled at the news, as you would expect in a celebrity murder trial like this. He's also found not guilty on the charges of aggravated assault and statutory rape. Haaron and Slimy hug, as Logan swallows hard. Veronica's face twists into a grimace as she can't take her eyes off her best friend's killer, and Haaron shakes hands and congratulates his team of lizards. Finally, he turns toward Veronica and looks directly at her, satisfaction beaming all over his awful face. She's finally able to look down, and she starts to cry as the screen fades to credits. Dammit, Echolls men! Stop making Veronica cry at the ends of episodes!

Next week: Oh, God. I can't even. Just watch it.

Veronica Mars

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