Neptune High, at the outdoor...table...area. Shut up, southern California and your constant sunshine and outdoor everything. Veronica has her nose inside a book, as a box of rather yummy-looking cupcakes gets dropped in front of her. The cupcakes are drizzled with garish chocolate icing and have bright pink flowers on top, so it should come as no surprise that they're from Gia, who thanks Veronica for saving her life. Veronica: "What do I have to do for a pie?" Gia -- who may have had her sense of humor molested at a young age -- doesn't get it, so Veronica has to explain the concept of humor. She doesn't specifically say how Veronica's brand of humor involves her mocking the shit out of you for being lame, but it's sort of implied. She tells Gia that she really does have a lot of studying to do, so.... Gia: "I knew it. You're mad at me." Why, Gia? Because you were a total bitch to her when your creepy-ass dad tried to stick Keith with a dead-or-dying campaign floozy? Lucky for Gia, Veronica Mars is nicer than I, because she assures Gia's annoying ass that things are fine -- it's just the studying. Gia suggests studying for their Health final together. I'm sorry, Health? Needs to be studied for this extensively? In my high school, Health was alternately titled, "Duck out to the yearbook room and take a nap class." But who can resist a study date at the Goodman house? Veronica agrees, and I'd like to think that she has special future-knowing powers and realizes access to the Goodman home will come in handy. Because if she somehow isn't clairvoyant, I can't imagine she'd want to return to the scene of the sleepover anytime soon.
Episode Report CardJoe R: B+ | 1149 USERS: C+
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