Jackie's tucked into a concrete corner by a small set of steps, almost directly at Lucky's feet. She tries to make a covert call on her cell, but Lucky catches her. He's pointing the gun right at her, drool sputtering in every direction. Behind him, Wallace looks ready to make a move. From where Veronica is, I can't tell whether she can see what Wallace is trying to do, but she looks freaked, regardless. So Wallace takes a sweet-looking dive at Lucky, and they roll around on the ground. The gun gets knocked to the side, but then so does Wallace, allowing Lucky to recover the gun. Wallace is now a sitting duck. Kristen Bell is so amazing during these cutaways. Lucky pulls the trigger, everybody screams, and Veronica gasps like she might never draw air again. It's so awful to watch, yet so, so good. Fortunately for Wallace, Veronica, and the world, the gun is loaded with blanks. Lucky giggles a crazy giggle, but I suppose we'll never get to find out what's so fucking funny, because a school security guard shoots him in the back. Lucky's dead, y'all. Veronica's halfway there.
Credits. Credits?! Holy hell, you guys. ["Yeah. Did I neglect to warn you what you were getting yourself into?" -- Couch Baron]
On the front steps of what I assume is Neptune's city hall or township center or whatever building houses the mayor's office, Woody Goodman is holding a press conference about the untimely demise of Thomas "Lucky" Dohanic. Woody, as you might expect, is laying it on thick. Also laid on thick is the quarter-inch coat of bronzer he apparently slathered on before the press showed. He looks like he's in blackface. That's not cool, Woody. Society tends to frown upon that. It frowns upon other activities, too, but we'll get to that. Woody calls Lucky a "disturbed young man," and brings up his service in Iraq, as well as his service as bat boy for the Sharks. He says Lucky was "let go" from that position, after some of the players complained about his job performance, conveniently offering plausible motive for the now-publicized stalkings.