Veronica Mars

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Joe R: B | Grade It Now!
The Wood(s)man

Neptune High study room. Probably a math classroom, what with the giant Pi symbol on the wall. Mac is correcting Weevil's work, as Beav looks on from behind her. Her red pen seems to be getting a workout. Weevil says that if she puts one more "X" on his paper, they're going to have a problem. "I'd put little smiley faces," says Mac, "but I don't know if that's gonna sell 'wrong.'" Beaver backseat-tutors that she went too fast on differential equations. Mac's all "bitch, please." Beav says that she plowed right through: "Even I didn't know what you were talking about." Mac says that's no surprise. Beav asks whether she's saying that he's smarter than he is. Weevil looks around for something sharp and stabby. Mac says that if she wanted to tell Beav she was smarter than he, it'd sound a lot more like "I'm smarter than you." Beaver literally can't stop smiling, because math flirting is the best flirting there is. "Math clubbers do it until they approach the limit," or some such phrase that would probably turn out cleverer if I hadn't blocked out all memories of Pre-Calc. Beav: "If this is what you need to do to feel better about yourself." Mac, to Weevil: "If I get you an 'A,' will you shiv him?" Weevil's had about all the cute he can stand and suggests that the two "lovebirds" find a coat room, work out their aggression, and then actually teach him some damn Algebra. Of course, he doesn't realize how poor Beav's been unwilling/unable to "work out his aggression" in that manner at all, and if you think that it doesn't scare the shit out of me with one (unspoiled) episode to go, well.... Never mind, not even thinking about it, because right now: Beav and Mac are grinning at each other like the cutest cutes to ever cute; Weevil would give anything for a rocket launcher; and I'm writing the CW and demanding a Three's Company-esque spinoff for the fall.

Veronica Mars

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