Veronica gets into Logan's car and hears laughter. She looks into the back seat, and sees a flashback of her and Lilly. Lilly shows her a "spy pen" that she found in her cereal box. Veronica asks what a spy pen is. Honey, you've come a long way in a year and half. Lilly shows her that it's got a compartment in the cap that you can use to pass secret messages, which she plans to do to all her "lovahs." Veronica notes that that will be one busy pen. Hee. Back in the present, Logan asks Veronica if she's okay. She nods, apparently so confused by the events of the evening that she thinks a nod means "no."
Veronica finds Mandy in a library and says she's going to the pound that night, as Hans and the pound guys are running a dognapping ring, and she's going to prove it. Mandy asks if there's a chance Chester might still be there, but Veronica cautions her not to get her hopes up. She starts to say she'll understand if Mandy doesn't want to go, but Mandy's all, "I'm in." Veronica: "Great. Quick stop at the hairdresser's first? No? How about a fast hot oil, then? No? Man, what's it going to take?"
Deputy Leo's pouring coffee, and smiles when he sees Veronica walk in. Might want to wait until he puts the cup down, hon. Veronica tells him straight-up that she can't date him any more. He tries valiantly to keep his goofy smile, but can't. She tells him that she's a train wreck, and outlines her recent dating history. Well, sure, we've all been there. Some of us have a time share there. A year-round time share. But your history isn't really an excuse. I'm not judging her decision to be with Logan right now, and I give her credit for telling Leo to his face. If she's telling him this half-truth to spare his feelings somewhat, I can understand, but I hope she doesn't think that she doesn't deserve him or that he's boring just because she's dated some idiots. Of course, if the real reason she's dumping him is the fact that he talks like he's holding a jarful of cotton balls in his mouth, maybe a white lie is in order. She starts to tell him how sweet he is, and if that isn't the most emasculating thing a guy can hear in this situation, it's surely in the top ten. She goes on that he's hot, and won't be single for long, and she cares about him, and blah blah blah someday-we'll-look-back-on-this-and-laugh-except-not-really-cakes. After a bit more of the awkward, Veronica tells Leo she has to ask him for a favor. Leo chuckles, for once wishing Officer Fuckface were around so he could protect him from this tiny blonde siren.