Well, he's walking out of school, and given the manner in which he's doing so, I have to say this: I win. Weevil, standing in wait, falls into step behind Logan and looks quite menacing indeed. He produces what looks like a lead pipe from the sleeve of his jacket and is about to brain Logan. However, the appearance of the local authorities saves Logan's pretty face and Weevil from being burned in internet effigy. The officers take Logan into custody as Weevil makes himself scarce.
Officer Fuckface taps the desk in front of him for emphasis as he asks why Logan lied about his whereabouts. Logan: "How many episodes of NYPD Blue did you have to watch to get that finger-tapping down?" Hee. And that show is still on, right? They're going to have to make an animatronic version of Dennis Franz soon. I only hope they take some liberties with the buttocks, to prevent nationwide corneal scarring. ["They won't have to; it just ended in March, finally." -- Wing Chun] Logan and Fuckface snark back and forth until Logan gets permission to make his one phone call. He rings Veronica and asks her to work the "Veronica magic" that gets people out of situations like the one he's currently in. Veronica distantly agrees, and Logan hangs up, satisfied that there's one person that believes in him. You might call that feeling a "bubble." Fuckface happily informs Logan that it was Veronica's information that led to his arrest. You might say that this revelation causes the aforementioned bubble to "burst." Yay for metaphors! Logan looks stunned as we go to commercials. Aw, that was tougher than overcooked steak for the Logan aficionados. But look! Metaphors! Shiny!
Fuckface is chowing some food when he gets a call from Keith, who asks him what he found out about Logan. Fuckface: "Among other things, I'm pretty sure he's dating your daughter." Keith's looks of horror is priceless. He may not fear the Reaper, but I'm pretty sure he's afraid of this. Fuckface adds that Veronica's pretty "hard-boiled." Heh. I don't think Fuckface is even trying to be a dick here, which is kind of hilarious. In fact, he sounds kind of admiring, which can only add to Keith's consternation. Keith manages to direct the conversation back to Logan, and Fuckface says they had to let him go, since they had nothing to hold him on, and he "lawyered up." Keith asks Lianne where Veronica is, and Lianne tells him she took Backup 2.0 out. I'm surprised that Lianne used the singular there, given that in her normal state her vision is such that she thinks they own four dogs.