Veronica is Chez Wallace, about to watch a fight on Pay-Per-View. Hee. I certainly buy Veronica enjoying a spot of violence here and there. In fact, I'm surprised we haven't seen her take up jujitsu yet. Wallace asks Veronica if she took the purity test. Veronica's look is so dismissive that I wish I could bottle it and use it in cases of emergency. It would save me a lot of facial wrinkles and eye strain. Wallace tries to cover that he didn't take it either, but Veronica calls him out, so he admits he got a 70. Veronica: "You're a thirty percent danger-lovin' girl-touchin' rock star!" So, that thirty percent is passive, then. Wallace demurs that he's one point away from being cool (?), which is reason enough for Veronica to unzip her hoodie and flash him her sports bra. Well, I don't quite follow the logic there, but it's not like seeing Veronica disrobe is offensive to me. If Colantoni has a sex scene, though, we're gonna have a problem. And in fact, we have a problem right now, as a cut reveals that Wallace's mom was in the room for Veronica's little nork flash, and no FCC employee could look sterner than she does right now. She asks Wallace to speak to him in the other room. Veronica whispers, "That had to be worth at least two points." Heh.

In the kitchen, we get a look at Wallace's brother, who according to a couple of the forum posters, is played by Percy Daggs's real-life brother. In any case, the resemblance is striking. Wallace's mom is played by Erica Gimpel, who was Coco on the TV series Fame, and is looking pretty damn good for forty. I suppose she is gonna live forever. I don't want to get sidetracked from Veronica here, though, so I'm hoping she doesn't find the cafeteria. Wallace's mom lectures him about hanging out with Veronica, saying she's only heard bad things about the Mars family. Again, it seems a little late for them to be having this discussion: Veronica's been Wallace's bestest bud from the very beginning, and we're eight episodes in here. Anyway, Mrs. Wallace tells her son not to spend all his time with her.