Rider Strong opens the door to a janitor's closet, wherein Horshack has spent the night. He's all, "Guten Morgen," and I think he's trying to be funny, but speaking German to the Jewish kid in the prison camp is perhaps a bit much. Anyway, Rider Strong returns Horshack to the company of his fellow prisoners, and Logan congratulates him on his resolve in not giving up the info, and says that he would have cracked already, but that he forgot the address. Horshack pipes up with the correct address, but Long Hair and the Asian girl Rider Strong called fat earlier convince him that he's wrong. Oh, Horshack.
For some reason, we cut to a close-up of a picture of (I think) Lance Armstrong. Okay. VMVO tells us that Moe's alibi checked out, since the girl he was with is a sophomore RA (last name Wells, same as Alia Shawkat's rape-victim character, which is interesting), and she affirms that she didn't leave Moe until midnight. VMVO adds that she's checking out the mystery room, as we see that Veronica is sitting with Karen, the den mother. Veronica pretends to be worried that she endangered her chances by acting like a typical Real World housemate, but Karen reassures her, and even offers to talk to the girls on Veronica's behalf before the vote. She steps out of the room, and Veronica quickly rifles around in Karen's bureau and grabs her keys. She then notices that there's a monitor showing the feed from the mysterious camera from earlier. Karen comes back and says she doesn't think Veronica has anything to worry about.
Prison. Wallace and the female guard are asleep, and Logan and the other prisoners escape through a window using a ladder fashioned from tied-together bedclothes they stole from the guards' quarters.
Cut to the prisoners pigging out in the cafeteria. Now, if leaving the prison didn't disqualify them from the experiment, why didn't they just really escape instead of hanging out in the same building? Veronica appears, and Logan smiles that his "conjugal visit" has arrived. He goes on to introduce Veronica as his "girl," which is kind of endearing if odd-sounding coming from Logan, and adds that he's got her picture in his cell, and that he sometimes lends it to Horshack. Heh. I just hope he doesn't make a mess of it -- there's some reason to worry. Logan invites Veronica to stay, but she says that while they're breaking out, she's breaking in. "Star-crossed." Heh. Veronica leaves. God, these two are so functional all of a sudden. Some people on the boards are complaining that they're boring, but this is the first time they've actually seemed to me like they might have a ghost of a chance of staying together for any length of time. Can't please everyone, I guess. (Wait, what the hell do I mean, "I guess"?) Rider Strong appears and asks what the hell they're all doing. Logan: "Getting a jump start on the freshman fifteen?" You may live to eat those words, Logan. Which will just compound the problem. Rider Strong berates Wallace and Girl Guard for falling asleep on the job. Well, Rider Strong, your one-note acting isn't doing much for my alertness factor either.













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