Edwin's parents come in all creepy, and Veronica's nice and friendly, Edwin's such a dream, et cetera, and Mr. Fuller escorts her out: "We'll definitely call you again. We have a standing dinner date with friends on Fridays...Saturdays, of course, I'm on my boat by myself if you ever wanna come by, smoke a J, fool around...We usually do a day trip about once a month with my boss, if you don't mind working on a Sunday." Veronica's kind of stuck on the whole "fool around" part, although Meg just got a lot cooler for me personally, and Mr. Fuller is very friendly and not creepy as he passes her a drawing Edwin did for her and says goodnight. The picture is of Veronica, with her head flying through the air and blood spurting all over. Wow. This Neptune place.

Veronica emails Wallace some nonsense, and then says that she's discovered she's not the only love of Duncan's life. Maybe Logan can...nah, too easy. She signs off with a "this is a little too Doogie Howser for me," due to the voice-over that apparently even she can hear, and then runs off immediately for a very well-planned and -executed entrapment of MS. Hauser. Who finds a re-Photoshopped auction invite with a shirtless dude and Lamb's face. (Does this count as a Clueless reference?) Because she's pathetic and has money to spend on charity, MS. Hauser gets this horny look on her face and goes RUNNING out the door with it, pocketbook in hand, smack into Veronica, who's holding "Babysitter for Hire" signs prominently before her. Hauser takes a flyer. It is good. Not jokin', I have this tradition where, once each episode, I say aloud at some point, "Veronica, your bad-assery is a weekly inspiration to us all." This is that moment.