Woody Goodenberg is golfing and laughing creepily as Keith approaches to once more check on Lamb's coverage of the bus crash, because that's like his whole deal, especially now that he's finally been informed that it was an assassination attempt on his daughter. Woody glad-hands him that they have a shared "vision" for Neptune, and that his newest scheme is to make it an actual city, like Carmel and La Jolla, rather than a county seat. He spouts off lots of ways this will benefit the town, focusing on stuff like "cobblestone streets" and basically turning Neptune into a Southern Cali Dickens Disneyland Fantasia or some shit. Keith clarifies the exact area this newer "Neptune" would actually encompass, and Woody names some boundaries that would basically make it a 9,000-person "country club," according to Keith. I'm guessing that's pretty much the 09, although neither says it specifically, but given the Rich Effed-Up Dad/Poor Good-Guy Dad thing of this show, and especially this season, it's worth assuming. Woody explains the Keith-specific advantage: while Lamb would remain County Sheriff, Keith could be the new town's Chief Of Police. Because that worked out so well for Will Girardi. Keith mentions how he'd basically be unable even to "afford to live in the town [he] was protecting and serving," and Woody Mephistos that "we'd" make it worth his while, then vanishes in a cloud of golf cart.
Episode Report CardJacob Clifton: B+ | 1497 USERS: B-
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