Flashback. Logan and Veronica make out in his car, parked near Veronica's apartment. Veronica jokes that Keith probably has the sights of a rifle trained on Logan. Logan tells Veronica that she's lucky she's not out there with some "pretty-boy jerk." Well, I rarely see a post that doesn't call Logan at least one of those words, but I think most people will at least agree that he's not a boy. And he certainly won't be after Charisma Carpenter gets through with him. Veronica jokes that he is pretty, but he says what he means is that he's in love with her. Veronica smiles, pleased, and makes a joke about second base, but doesn't voice the reciprocal sentiment. Which is just as well for a number of reasons, not the least of which are the many shocking things that have been done by Echolls family members in the name of love. No wonder playing "That's Amore" around them is like waving a flag at a bull. Anyway, Logan and Veronica assume a more comfortable and less vertical position to continue their spit-swapping, but they hear the sound of a motorcycle, and then one of the windows of Logan's car explodes in a shower of glass. I still think that was Keith. As a former cop, he certainly knows how to fire a warning shot. Logan and Veronica pop up and look after the cycle, shaken up. Perhaps driving a yellow Humvee isn't the best way to maintain a low profile in a town that hates you, Logan. Come to think of it, they'd probably hate you just for the Humvee alone, so it's just a bad idea on all counts.
Veronica knocks on her bathroom door and asks Wallace if he's done with his, as he called it, "business." Wallace tells her that she's not helping his, uh, performance anxiety. Well, if Keith and the absent Alicia keep making time, sharing a bathroom with Veronica might be something you'll have to get used to. On the plus side, you'll be able to inhale the snickerdoodles right off the baking sheet. Veronica reads off the drugs the test detects right as Keith walks into the room with a "What's up, honey?" Heh. Veronica blabs that Wallace's snake is having some problems with drainage. Keith: "Can't you talk on the phone and paint your nails like other girls?" (It's possible that's a shout-out to the clip art we used as the icon for the section.) Veronica asks Keith to give Wallace some pointers. Keith sighs and walks over to the bathroom door and suggests that Wallace turn the water on, which he already has. Keith: "Also, pinching your own nipples can sometimes work." Hee hee hee. Wallace screams in agony, and Veronica ejects Keith from the room, but not before he can do a little demonstration. Better pack those academic and extracurricular calendars, kids, because if your parents tie the knot, this is going to be what every dinner is like.