Bev leaves Logan, now quite pissy, alone with the mail bin, and Keith enters. (Hi!) Beverly is very friendly with him, and I just assume that she's immediately going to start rattling at him about the incorporation, but instead, she notifies Woody that Keith's here. Keith: "Logan, is that you?" Of all the fathers across whose brain the image of Logan Echolls is emblazoned, Woody Goodman fucking included, you'd think Keith wouldn't need the second opinion. Logan corrects him, explaining that he's the Honorary Deputy County Commissioner, Viscount de Mayorburg and the Outlying Provinces in America and San Diego, Prince of the Movie Star Freakout Horrible Parenting Dead Girlfriend Territories, or whatever, and Keith fake-laughs as Woody calls him in, all hail-fellow-well-met. Poor Keith. Just seeing Logan blows his mind, and not in the cool way.
Woody picks up where Keith's man-crush kind of deflated, all about keeping focus on saving "The Greatest Shark To Ever Put On A Uniform," and Keith mentions that Terrence's latest awesome activities have included breaking into Naima's parents' house. I love how they always say "Miss Dumas," like they know the "Dumbass" thing is my personal keystone to the whole house of cards of keeping these dead bastards separate. Woody and Keith talk intensely about Terrence's "quality of character," and then Logan -- summoned like a genie by such words -- appears, quite sober, with something "you gentlemen should probably see." But since it's Logan, it's either the secret to the entire season, or some other thing that is very civic-minded, or...a Xerox of his ass. Those are your options.













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