Veronica Mars
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Couch Baron: A | 4 USERS: A+
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...and see Veronica's approaching Duncan. A bunch of people are setting up for the dance, and he, as class president, tells them, "Don't be stingy with the glitter." He just can't get enough. Seeing Veronica, he inquires as to whether he just saw his best friend ask her to the dance, which is named after the aforementioned Bonnie Tyler song, in case that wasn't clear. I would have thought Duncan would be more surprised, and interested, by the possibility of Logan and Veronica's ending their feud. Or at least gone to get his eyes checked. Veronica jokes that she's just waiting for her phone to ring. Well, it's probably not silent for lack of advertising, if the bathroom wall is any indication. Duncan tells her, "You never know," which is just another in a long line of comments from him that strike me as ever-so-slightly bizarre. And there's got to be a way to work "Love Bizarre" into that sentence, but I guess I just don't want it enough. Surprising.

As Duncan walks away, VMVO tells us that her heart was eclipsed long ago, evidently by a flashback. We see long-haired Veronica slow-dancing with Duncan. Pete Yorn's "Just Another" plays, which, as you might remember, Duncan described as his and Veronica's song in the pilot, and can I say how totally this show kicks ass, yet again, some more? I mean, that was fourteen episodes ago. If not for ginko biloba, I wouldn't remember what happened fourteen minutes ago. Actually, I don't think I've had any today. Did I make that joke already? VMVO thought she was in love, but speculates that maybe it was...Saint Blonde (Meg.) No, I just mean Saint Blonde calls Veronica's name, pulling her out of the flashback. You can put away your lesdar. For at least half an hour. Saint Blonde bounces up and says she really needs to talk to Veronica. Duncan stares at her intently, and I don't want to give anything away, but it's pretty clear that it's his heart that he betrays. Veronica and Saint Blonde walk off arm in arm as Saint Blonde tells Veronica that Saint Blonde has a secret admirer. Veronica's intrigued, but is interrupted by the ringing of her cell phone. No one speaks when she answers, and she makes some snarky comments into the phone as she exposits that she's been getting those calls all week. Hanging up, Veronica asks what happened with Saint Blonde...

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