On his way out, Dean Ed thanks his assistant ("Cora" is her name) for coming in on a Saturday. When he gets out in the hall, though, he sees Keith. At least he's smart enough to know that this can't be anything good...

...and back in the office, Keith has already broken the news, and is just detailing the evidence. Dean Ed, heartbreakingly, is nodding at all of Keith's points so as not to lose it right there, and wouldn't you know, they broke down any remaining resistance I had to Ed Begley Jr. here. If here were to die, I wouldn't even enjoy it! You know, totally hypothetically and all. Keith asks whether the dates Landry was in the Grand mean anything, and Dean Ed says that if he's not mistaken, they're the nights Mindy claimed to be at Junior League. It would be funny if she first came up with that excuse when she boinked Chip. In less amusing news, if you look at the paper when Dean Ed picks it up, you can see that his hands are shaking. Poor guy. Keith, for his part, given his recent hookup with a married woman, looks appropriately ashamed at seeing the dark side of adultery up close and personal.

Party. Veronica hands out coasters to her coterie and tells them to do their own thing, but if they see a girl who looks out of it, they should test her drink. Wallace asks what he should do if a cute girl asks him to dance. Veronica: "Dance! Just know that your libido caused some girl to get raped." Well, Veronica, as we'll soon see, dancing can actually be used to help your cause. And it can simultaneously be used to make viewers hyperventilate in hysterical amusement, so really, everyone's a winner. Wallace keeps up the sass until Veronica produces fake IDs for everyone as "thanks for helping" presents. Aw, seems like just yesterday she was making her friends spirit boxes. They're growing up so fast. They go to the entrance, which is being manned by Bird Dog (real name "Drew," according to sites that are supposed to know these things), the dude who "underestimated the sassy" last year. He recognizes Veronica, and calls her his "favorite drink-tosser!" I would have thought he'd remember her more for zapping him with the stun gun, but maybe someone else with whom he's more taken did that as well. Anyway, they have to show ID to the Hearst police, and everyone must buy either a beer cup for ten bucks or a soda cup for five. Piz giddily buys a beer cup, and the guy instructs him to write his name on it and not to share it with a minor. Mac buys a soda cup and, off Piz's look, is all, "Like I'm gonna drink in there." Heh. Veronica checks out the coasters the guy is handing out, and tartly asks where Chip is...