...and inside, she finds him talking to some girl. It looks like David Tom now just has a normal buzz cut rather that a silly-looking head cap, which is much appreciated. Veronica flips out at Chip, since the coasters are the garden-variety ones that don't actually tell you whether you should be getting your stomach pumped. Chip is his usual unctuous self, and I'm surprised Veronica resisted the urge to make a crack about shoving something up his ass. After this little performance, I think there would have been a little less righteous anger on his behalf. God, I love David Tom, though. Veronica exasperatedly leaves.

Some dude is singing "Sweet Caroline." Piz and Wallace notice some girl who's basically totally passed out with her arms around a guy on the dance floor. And here's the scene I was talking about, as Piz gets in front of the guy and starts doing his best Elaine Benes. Wallace takes advantage of the spectacle, but once he tests the girl's drink, he does a double-take when he sees just how bad Piz's "dancing" is. Hee. I really love Chris Lowell, because intentionally dancing quite this badly requires a certain level of commitment.

Bonnie is sitting on Dick's lap, drunkenly telling him how cute he is. Veronica comes over and asks where her boyfriend is, and Bonnie "cutely" slurs, "Do you see a ring?" After Dick rubs in the fact that Veronica and Logan are no longer together, Veronica snits that all she sees when she looks at them are "a couple of Petri dishes." I'd go so far as to say that even the denizens of Petri dishes have more complicated mating rituals than these two. Veronica urges them to use "lots and lots of protection," and leaves as the two of them slobber all over each other.

Mac is sporting a t-shirt that reads, "Ask me about my STD." Some dude, not getting the tone of her shirt-wearing, drunkenly compliments her on it. Oh, dude. If it weren't meant to keep people away, it would say "LOL!" immediately following. The guy offers her some whiskey out of his flask, which Mac accepts, only to test the drink and pour it out. She grins, "Thanks!" Chastened, the guy takes off, so now we're clear on exactly how much of a hint he needs.