...which is our next stop, where Logan's playing solitaire, while Weevil muses that he got a zero even though Logan talked to him first, and he got detention even though he only laughed, while Logan was the one who said that Mrs. X had completely misinterpreted the "Just Say No" ad campaign. Weevil: "How do you people not make yourself [sic] sick?" Well, I think a lot of the girls do, if you catch my drift. Weevil goes on that the 09ers walk on water at school for no good reason. Logan: "If I donate to the United Latino Pain In The Ass Fund, will you shut the hell up?" Please keep talking, Weevil. J.Lo doesn't need any more money. Weevil: "You like playing with yourself, or you want to make things interesting?" Oh, my. Logan: "What did you have in mind?" Interested, interested, VERY interested...
...then we're playing cards. There's a stack of bills on the table, and Logan and Weevil have two cards each. I assume they're playing Hold 'Em, and they just haven't flopped yet. Weevil's got a pair of aces, so he's looking pretty fine in more than his usual one way. He tells Logan, "You're almost as bad an actor as your father." Logan: "You know that you don't need a diploma to steal hubcaps, right?" And we have the first nominees in the "Give 'Em A Spin-off" category. That should dovetail nicely with the launch of the "LOGO" channel. Incidentally, if you look behind Logan, there's a poster for Romeo & Juliet, with the "rose by any other name" quote, and a big red rose in the middle. Rose...Lilly...forbidden love...talk amongst yourselves. I even gave you a topic. Weevil tells Logan that he promised his grandmother he'd finish school, and he doesn't break his promises. Logan: "And I mean this: awwww." Hee. Mr. X. enters, and breaks up the game. Maybe they weren't playing Hold 'Em after all, because if they were and Weevil lost his pair of bullets, I would think Mr. X would be "X" as in "ex-parrot." Mr. X tells them detention isn't a party. Logan: "That would explain the absence of balloon animals." Hee, again. Mr. X is unamused, and gives them a full week of detention with no cards. Dude, how are they going to have a dick-measuring contest now? Unless they take that expression literally, which...oh, there you all are. Glad I finally caught up.













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