Cut to Veronica getting her license back. She gives a fake name, and when the guy can't find her card, she offers to look. While his attention's elsewhere, she grabs not only her license but also Lamest's school ID. I don't know, Lamest. Looks like she owns you from here.

Veronica tells us that Lamest's name is Grant, only she derisively pronounces it "Grrrant." Hee. He goes to San Diego State, which is where we find Veronica snooping around. As she tells us that the school is known for its parties, she sees a flyer for a party called "Around The World." My guess is that you have to go to a bunch of preset locations and drink a lot of different drinks. And you won't have eighty days to do it, either.

Cut to Wallace telling Veronica, "It's not going to work. You can't take the cool out of me." That's true, in the same sense that I can't take the nutritional value out of a Chips Ahoy cookie. A lot more people want the cookie around, though. Wallace is referring to the fact that Veronica is trying to dress him up like a nerd. The first pair of glasses she puts on him not only look way too fashionable but also look pretty damned expensive, and the second, while very nerdy, are way too big for Wallace's face. The third, however, are just right geeky. Veronica asks about Kyla, and Wallace goes off on some rant about how when guys like girls, they don't talk about it. Veronica asks if he likes Kyla a lot. Wallace: "Yes, I like her a lot. Yes, I go two floors out of my way between classes so I can see her. Yes, I volunteered to reorganize an entire filing system of attendance crap just so I could be in the same room with her." Oh, so that "not talking about it" thing was complete bullshit, Wallace. And here I was, so desperate to believe you. Wallace says AGAIN that no one will buy him as a nerd, but Veronica informs him that she's already called the RA, pretending to be an admissions assistant, and told him that Wallace is a prospective: "But tonight, you lucky boy, I'm all nerd hag." Hee. Just don't fall for one and try to turn him, Veronica. It ends in heartache every time. Wallace says they need to "get this party started," and wow. At least Duncan and Icetwin were being ironic when they used language that stale. Wallace walks out of the room, but Veronica's got another party to attend, as she picks up a photo from Homecoming night the year before...