...and we flash back to the limo, where the kids are drinking champagne and playing Truth or Dare. Oh, man. I mean, I've played this game many times, I admit. But you could add up the net worths of all these kids' families and it still wouldn't be enough to get me to play with my sister. There are certain things you just don't want to know. Anyway, it's Lilly's turn, and she picks Logan, who opts for Truth. Lilly asks him what he thought of Veronica the first time he saw her, and he mumbles that he thought she was hot. Veronica's shocked, since she was only twelve, and he saw her in her soccer uniform. Hmm, what do you see on a soccer field? There's grass, in the field, and there's a ball, right? (Was that oblique enough not to get me fired? ["Huh? What? I'm sure I don't know what you are talking about." -- Wing Chun]) Logan shoots it back to Lilly, who picks Dare. Duncan: "Shocker." Everyone watching at home: "Jinx!" Logan dares Lilly to kiss someone in the car. Duncan rolls his eyes. Lilly kittens her way over to Logan's lap. He opens wider than he does for the dentist, but Lilly, after getting a nice view of his tonsils, switches teams at the last minute and lays one on Veronica, although we don't really see anything. But patience is a virtue when awaiting same-sex action. Usually. Logan guffaws and Duncan cringes, while Veronica is a good sport about the whole thing. Anyway, Duncan, unlike Logan, doesn't consider this a masturbatory fantasy, so he decides to hose everyone down with champagne. Logan complains that Duncan's ruining his dad's tux. Which he no doubt bought when he became a partner in McKenzie-Brackman. Apparently, the limo has stopped at the beach, because Logan chases Duncan out onto the sand and tackles him, and the two wrestle. Hmm. I don't usually take this much sand in my homoeroticism. In keeping with the scene, however, it's good to try new things. Veronica smilingly notes that their boyfriends are "all class," as Lilly pats her hand and nods agreement. Hee.
Episode Report CardCouch Baron: B+ | 996 USERS: B-
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