Some overly coiffed Swingers reject approaches Veronica and says that Logan told him she was a "big-time swing dancer." Over the dude's shoulder, Logan raises his drink with a smirk. It's a funny prank if you're not pulling it on your own ex-girlfriend who's pretty clearly not entirely over you yet. In which case it's kind of a dick move. Speaking of which, Dick exposits to Logan that his MySpace dates are into a "doublemint" situation, and they sent him on a search for some "playthings." "Do we have any peanut oil?" he asks. Bad idea! If I can't have peanuts on an airplane because of fears about peanut allergies, Dick definitely has to opt for the canola oil here. Nobody wants the fun, sexy atmosphere of a threesome interrupted by a downer like anaphylactic shock. "What about an ice bucket?" Dick asks. Next thing we know, Dick's down at the ice machine, filling up, when a stopper gets wedged beneath the ice room door by a rather stylish open-toed shoe. When Dick turns around to see who's locked him in, he sees Amazon, who tells him "Lisa is a friend of mine." "Who's Lisa?" Dick asks. Lisa is ScarNOTo, who calls Dick a "dipwad" (score one for Lisa) and says the next time he's "perving" her profile, he might want to check out her friends list, not just her pics. Then the two girls saunter off down the hall and into the elevator...where they start making out as the doors close. At which point Dick really wishes he'd have grabbed that oil instead of the ice.
Over at the Triangle D'Pimp-Juice, Miranda is clearly vibing on Piz, telling him that she listens to his radio show, and touching his arm, and being generally all up in his area. Wallace looks disappointed but also secretly happy his buddy is getting his swerve back. ..."Back"? That's not the right word. He's developing a swerve for the first time, which is of course a very special time in a young man's life. And just then, like a kamikaze of blonde self-centeredness, Veronica goes shooting into his arms with a "There you are!" She whispers to him that this is an emergency situation and he has to pretend to be her boyfriend so Double Down Trent over there will leave her alone. Piz, the schmuck, is all too happy to play along, which about causes Wallace's eyeballs to roll clear out of his head. After Piz heads off to fetch his "lady" a drink, Wallace pulls Veronica aside for the come to Jesus. "What you're doing is cruel," he says. And he's not talking about the lounge lizard. He tells her that Piz has a thing for her and she's smart enough to recognize that, and if she's a good person, she'll put the kid out of his misery. Veronica looks like she gets it just before Piz returns with drinks and Wallace returns to Miranda. Hey, he's a good friend, but he's not that good of a friend.