Veronica Mars
Veronica Mars

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Couch Baron: B+ | 809 USERS: C+
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What Are You Doing With That Pepperoni?

Pizza place. Veronica establishes that Ryan and Corny were mugged in the same part of town, and that no one at the addresses they were going to had actually ordered a pizza. Veronica asks if they happen to know who lived at those addresses, and Corny takes this opportunity to tell us that the girl he was delivering to is really hot, and that he was hoping she'd answer the door in her "unmentionables." The look on Ryan's face indicates that he considers that euphemism for the girl's undergarments even more a propos than one would have expected. Veronica shakes off the stoner horniness (storniness?) and asks Ryan for a list of names and addresses the mugger used. I can't imagine that's going to be of much interest to me. Also, Corny mentions that the pizza place is Cho's, for those of you who like extra continuity on your pies.

Neptune High. Dick and Logan walk down the hall as Dick babbles that he's not letting some girl use one of his boards: "I'd sooner let her paddle out on my mother." That's not really telling us much about how strongly he feels, because knowing Dick, he'd probably find that scenario strangely hot. Dick continues on that they should invite whoever the girl is to Cabo, and I assume he's talking about their annual Mexico trip. I somehow doubt that Beaver will be invited this year, an idea that's balanced by the vague suspicion that he doesn't give a flying fuck. Dick and Logan blow by Hannah, who chases after them offering them "spirit paraphernalia." Dick's neutral enough toward Hannah, but Logan tosses a bill into the container she's holding with a mumbled "Thanks," and then ignores her completely. Hannah watches him go fondly, smiling as she realizes that she feels like the most special girl in the whole wide world...oh, no, wait. The complete opposite of that.

Veronica Mars

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