Neptune High. Kylie and Marlena walk out and proud down the hallway, although in spite of Kristin Cavalleri's wretched acting, you can tell that Kylie's a lot outer and prouder than Marlena is. Dick and some non-speaking friend of his watch appreciatively, and Dick exhorts them to "let your freak flag fly, ladies!" It's too bad that Being John Malkovich sort of by definition can never be remade, because I can't think of anyone better to take over from Charlie Sheen in singing the praises of lesbian witches than our boy Dick here. Veronica appears, causing Dick to ask her why she keeps following him, and the extra to get in a little mime work of the "here's my cue to leave" variety. Veronica asks if it would help if she started making out with her girlfriend. Dick: "Yeah! Obviously!" Hee, although I think "Obvi" is even more of a Dick response. Dick says that he'll take care of her car, but that she should leave him alone: "You date Logan, he's nailed for murder. You date Duncan, he's wanted for kidnapping. You get put on Robbie and Hunter's jury, they get sent to Chino. You're like rich-dude kryptonite, Veronica." I hope she's the green kind, because if she's red, that would mean she might be lowering Dick's inhibitions, and that's certainly something that would blow my mind. Among other things.