Keith is asleep in the back seat when the tow truck arrives. I get that these scenes actually turn out to be important, but Keith really broke down in Dullsville here.

Logan and Veronica are eating in some shared space. She gives him a little shit for skipping classes, and he responds by giving her a copy of the keycard for his suite. She jokingly (but perhaps a little insecurely, especially given the Kendall incident from last season) asks what'll happen if she drops by unexpectedly and he has to kick the other girls out. Logan, however, tells her simply and sincerely, "You know there's no one else. I only want you." Ooh, rewind buttons across the country really took a beating on that one. Veronica gets a schmoopy look on her face, and it's nice to see her not act emotionally dead for once this episode...

...but the moment is interrupted by Dick's appearance, heralded by some crappy ADR from Veronica: "Look. It's your BFF! The town drunk." Dick sits down at a table with a random girl, "Didi," and grossly hits on her while expositing that he's already gotten kicked out of on-campus housing. Looks like Big Dick's going to be getting a call to the effect of "Vat is that son of yawz doing?" (Sorry, I tried to convey an Austrian accent, but on the page it comes out looking like an Austrian-New Jersey mix. And before I get stuck on that idea too long, let's move on.) Didi warns Dick that perhaps he'd be better served to walk away, but Dick smooves that he looks good walking away: "Ass like Marky Mark and the entire Funky Bunch." Hee. Just then, though, some enormous meathead comes out of nowhere and tosses Dick out of the chair. Logan, seeing where this is going, grabs Veronica's bag. It'd be pretty cool if she carried a cinderblock around in her purse for situations such as this. Sure it'd be heavy, but don't you think it'd be worth it? Anyway, the meathead whales on Dick a couple of times until Logan zaps him with Veronica's stun gun. Fine with me -- maybe Dick deserved one punch, but the guy was pretty clearly not about to stop. Dick ungratefully snarls at Logan, "What do you want, a hug or something?" He leaves. Piz appears behind Veronica and asks if that sort of thing works with college girls, since he's a lover, not a fighter. Well, he almost lost my love, as he's wearing an argyle shirt, but then I realized that the shirt is Duncan's, which makes it hilarious. It does look better on him than on Duncan or Logan, so that's a positive, too. Logan tells Veronica that he's going to talk to Dick, gives Piz an appraising glance, kisses Veronica, and then snarks, "Nice shirt." Hee. When Logan's gone, Piz exposits that Veronica asked him to meet her there. He's clearly (to us, but not to Veronica, which is nice work) bummed that she has a boyfriend. Veronica produces the photo that she snagged from Fagin's room in which he's got his arm around a heavy platinum blonde. Veronica asks Piz if she's the Welcome Wagon girl, and upon hearing an affirmative, she breathes a sigh of relief into the last commercial break.