Dawnie stomps off into the living room, where we can see more of her dress. It's backless, so clearly she's not wearing much under it, and she turns to the side and -- yikes! Dawnie! We said you should wear a dress FROM the Gap. From! Not WITH a gap! Under each arm! Jeez! Russell comes in and asks her what's wrong. She's flashing us some major side ventilation, that's what's wrong! But really, Dawnie's nervous that her date will be "some kind of Star Trek geek who lives with his parents and raises ferrets." She sits on the couch and pouts. I see her point, because that dress is so not ferret-proof. Russell calms her down until the doorbell rings. Meanwhile Ty comes out from the bathroom and he sits down and tries to look casual reading a newspaper. Dawnie walks to the door with dread, opens it, and it's -- ANTONIO! Well, his character is named "Jack," but yes, it's Antonio Sabato, Jr. Who somehow needs a dating service. Like the underwear ads somehow weren't a good way to meet people. Antonio hands Dawnie a bouquet the size of a sheaf of rye, and Dawnie whispers "thank God!" and hands the bouquet to Russell and waves goodbye to Ty and flashes an actually-really-hilarious oh-my-God look on her way out the door. "Wow," says Russell, after they've left. He looks over at Ty, who really is now Mousse Man.
Episode Report CardWendola: D | 486 USERS: C+
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