Cut to the D-Yay's Office. Vince asks Sam if she's spoken with someone named Rigby yet about some kind of important DA business. "Yes, I did," says Sam. "But that whole office is slower'n molasses." She says someone at this other office was uncooperative and "got snippy with me." Vince says he probably didn't take her seriously -- "with that accent, who would?" "What does my accent have to do with anything?" she asks, like a big dope. Vince says it makes a big difference: "You work for the District Attorney of New York City. Not Alabama." "North Carolina," Sam corrects him, though "Hazzard County" is way closer to the truth, since her accent comes straight from the Boss Hogg Memorial Archive Of TV Stereotypes. Vince complains about her "isms" -- "snippy," "molasses," et cetera -- and gets especially worked up at how she says "tinkle" when she has to go to the bathroom. "What would you prefer I say?" says Sam, snippily. "That you have to pee!" Vince yells. Okay, is it the policy of the District Attorney of New York City to give that much information? Just wondering. Vince pretty much orders Sam to "lose the accent and everything that comes with it." Sam slinks out of the office. Then a banjo twangs, just like on Dukes of Hazzard.
Episode Report CardWendola: D | 501 USERS: B-
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