Russell comes home to the Virgin Vault. He and Dawnie discuss Ty some more. "So why don't you hate me?" he asks, since he was Ty's roommate and he knew about Ty's cheating ways, and she knew he knew. But Dawnie is like, "I didn't know." But Russell says that "we all knew," and furthermore insists that Dawnie knew and he knows she knows it. Dawnie wheels away from Russell and does The Dramatic Turning-Towards-The-Camera of Sudden Epiphany.

DA's office. Sam rattles off a status report in Standard American English. Vince acts like he doesn't even notice. Sam is pissed. Oh, we totally saw that coming.

Back at the Lonelyhearts Loft, Jesse lets in Russell. "I came as soon as I got your message," says Russell, who seems to have forsaken a life of his own to become Everyone's Swell Gay Friend. "Why do I attract rotten men?" complains Jesse. Well, maybe it has something to do with that pact you made with Satan to afford this seven-hundred-thousand-square-foot apartment all by yourself in New York City? Maybe you should see if there's a "rotten men only" clause in the fine print. Then she complains that the "geriatric phase" of her life is starting. Hey, Jesse? Do you have plans to fall and break your hip in the shower anytime soon? No? Then shut up. Russell, ever the swell gay friend, offers to make cookies.