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Latest Episode

6-13
Weecap

The Personal

Theoretical Love Is Not Dead - A last-ditch Hail Mary and a bunch of airport stress.

11.15.2010 A+

Jacob Clifton

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Title

Air/Pub'l

Grade

Author

6-12
Weecap

Maternity Tests

Fran Tarkenton - We come to the end of several investigations at once, trade some new friends for old ones, and Nancy finds herself in a whole new pickle.

11.08.2010
11.10.2010
A+

Jacob Clifton

6-11
Weecap

Murder on the Dancefloor

Viking Pride - Nancy tracks down her stalker and Silas stalks a Viking.

11.01.2010
11.03.2010
A+

Jacob Clifton

6-10
Weecap

I Hope They Serve Beer in Helsinki

Dearborn-Again - New HQ, mean jokes, racist chic and a bit of timeline therapy.

10.25.2010
10.27.2010
C

Jacob Clifton

6-9
Weecap

So Many Vibes

To Moscow, and Quickly - Nancy actually makes a solid plan for once, not that she'll follow through, while Shane gets some solid parenting for once. Not that it will make him sane.

10.18.2010
10.20.2010
A+

Jacob Clifton

6-8
Weecap

Pride & Predator

Gentle Puppies - Nancy makes a new friend. Of the hair-pulling, doggie-style sort.

10.11.2010
10.13.2010
A+

Jacob Clifton

6-7
Weecap

No Country For Newmans

Pinwheels and Whirligigs - The Middle-America Condescension Tour '10 begins!

10.04.2010
10.06.2010
A+

Jacob Clifton

6-6
Weecap

The Tiger in The Box

A Shoe For a Shoe - After a million crazy standoffs, the Newmen leave Seattle with a certain amount of dignity, for once.

09.27.2010
09.29.2010
A+

Jacob Clifton

6-5
Weecap

The Prime of Miss Nat Newman

Boomerang - Your uppance, it has come.

09.20.2010
09.22.2010
A+

Jacob Clifton

6-4
Weecap

Cash, Grass Or Hash

Bliss - Nathalie makes a connection in the hotel but quickly endangers it; Shawn is more of a mommy every day; Mike learns about the college experience.

09.13.2010
09.15.2010
A+

Jacob Clifton

6-3
Weecap

Any Tool's a Weapon if You Hold It Right

A Yippity Sippity - The Newmans manage to create lives only slightly creepier than the ones they left behind.

08.30.2010
09.02.2010
A+

Jacob Clifton

6-2
Weecap

Love Of Your Life

Felling & Swamping - Say goodbye Botwins and hello Newmans; Cesar joins the chase.

08.23.2010
08.25.2010
A+

Jacob Clifton

6-1
Weecap

Wild & Entitled

Thwack! - Everybody sort of lines up to explain to Nancy that she is awful and a ruiner, so she just kind of laughs and gets drunk and drives away.

08.16.2010
08.18.2010
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-13
Weecap

The Deep End Of The Ocean

All About My Mom - The Pilar/Nancy showdown is upon us! With quite unexpected results.

08.31.2009
09.02.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-12
Weecap

Big Rocks and Candy Mountains

Glue - Andy and Nancy spend the day in Mexico, while Silas and Shane spend the day in NYC Prep.

08.24.2009
08.26.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-11
Weecap

Dunbar's Number

Ducks & Tigers - Nancy moves ahead with the Pilar Plan, Esteban goes to jail, Andy finally hooks up with Audra, and Celia finds new ways to be awful.

08.17.2009
08.19.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-10
Weecap

Chai Achievers

Perro Insano - Nancy and Esteban tie the knot, Shane continues to find new ways to go nuts, and Dean and Doug are together once again.

08.10.2009
08.13.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-9
Weecap

Wide Stances and Sneaky Glances

Suck 'N Spit - Celia starts a Ponzi scheme, Nancy and Andy are gross, and Esteban waffles some more.

08.03.2009
08.06.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-8
Weecap

When They Do the Double-Dutch

A Distinctive Horn - Nancy welcomes her son to the world, and all the trouble she continues to create in it.

07.27.2009
07.30.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-7
Weecap

Like a Wire Inside

Where The Sidewalk Ends - Somebody has a birthday, and Celia might try dealing.

07.20.2009
07.22.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-6
Weecap

This Day By the Lake

A Modest Proposal - A wedding is planned, then unplanned, while Celia finds a new religion or two and the rest of the family just falls apart.

07.13.2009
07.15.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-5
Weecap

The Inside Job

Van Nuys - Nancy answers Esteban's offer, visits Dr. Morissette, finds Sucio, jacks a punk, and breaks a heart or two.

07.06.2009
07.08.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-4
Weecap

I Am Highly Flammable Right Now

Super Lucky Happy - Andy turns into Judah, Till turns into a lunatic, and lots of people pee their pants.

06.29.2009
07.01.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-3
Recap

Away We Go

Su-Su-Sucio - Nancy quickly learns to miss Cesar, Andy meets Esteban, and a couple of old players return to Ren-Mar.

06.22.2009
06.24.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-2
Weecap

Daredevil Girl Survives Fall

Machetes Up Top - Nancy drills down into new craziness; Celia tries to become a Mexican revolutionary the old-fashioned way; Silas's plans once again aft agley; Andy makes time with Nancy's sister.

06.15.2009
06.17.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-1
Weecap

Never Let Me Go

Wonderful Wonderful - Nancy detonates her family in the wake of Esteban's sudden reversal of affection; Quinn leaves Celia in the jungle; plans are made and carried out.

06.08.2009
06.10.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

4-13
Weecap

We Are The Table

If You Work for a Living, Why Do You Kill Yourself Working? - The fallout from the tunnel bust hits everybody at once; Celia wanders into a South American revolution; Nancy and Esteban make massive mistakes to cover for each other and their brand new secret; Andy falls in love; and the boys head off into new areas of crazy.

09.08.2008
09.16.2008
A+

Jacob Clifton

4-12
Weecap

"I'm Sorry That You Suck So Much."

Till We Meet Again - The bust goes down, as do: Celia's time in treatment, Nancy's comfort level, Shane's first major theft, and Mermex.

09.01.2008
09.10.2008
A+

Jacob Clifton

4-11
Weecap

Did Newton Need Blake?

Head Cheese - Nancy notices that dealing drugs is a bad idea.

08.25.2008
08.26.2008
A+

Jacob Clifton

4-10
Weecap

Life Is Real Only Then, When I Am

The Love Circle Overlap - Mermex returns, Celia gets a threat worse than death, Nancy goes on a magical mystery tour, and Maria is once again full of grace. If by grace you mean condoms full of narcotics.

08.18.2008
08.20.2008
A+

Jacob Clifton

4-9
Recap

Snakes In A Cokehead!

Little Boats - Nancy has a showdown with her kids about being gross; El Andy's coyote power continues to accumulate; Isabelle finally notices that her mother is a coke whore.

08.11.2008
08.12.2008
A+

Jacob Clifton

4-8
Weecap

I Am The Table

I Am The Table - The ladies find exciting -- and gross! -- new preoccupations to keep from dealing with anything resembling reality. This should work out well.

08.04.2008
08.05.2008
A+

Jacob Clifton

4-7
Weecap

Sins Of The Mother

Yes I Can - Spankings both real and metaphorical attend Nancy's return to the game.

07.28.2008
07.29.2008
A+

Jacob Clifton

4-6
Weecap

Cheese Gotta Have It

Excellent Treasures - Nancy takes a trip to Mexico via the tunnel in her basement, Doug falls in love, Isabelle joins the family, and Silas makes a new friend.

07.21.2008
07.23.2008
A

Jacob Clifton

4-5
Weecap

Sweet Like Candy

No Man is Pudding - Nancy pistol whips Celia while Andy rides a pudding truck back from Mexico. In too-many-M&Ms-induced-nightmare land, Nancy gets Till off their backs and Guillermo gives her a new job.

07.14.2008
07.15.2008
B

Drunken Bee

4-4
Weecap

Insert Gambling Metaphor Here

The Three Coolers - Len finds out about the new Botwin family business. Celia's worse at a stakeout than Rosie O'Donnell, and Doug-y wants a cracker.

07.07.2008
07.08.2008
B-

Drunken Bee

4-3
Weecap

Get Mommy a Pillow

The Whole Blah Damn Thing - The pillow isn't for a nap, it's for smothering grandma. You know, as you do.

06.30.2008
07.01.2008
B-

Drunken Bee

4-2
Weecap

In That Dress?

Lady's a Charm - Nancy tarts up to take her first trip across the border, but can't even manage to smuggle a bunch of inhalers correctly. Things are not going well for Celia in jail.

06.23.2008
06.24.2008
N/A

Drunken Bee

4-1
Weecap

Welcome to the Border

Mother Thinks the Birds are After Her - Nancy and clan go South after she torches their house. Turns out that a little arson and a road trip are all Nancy needed to put a smile on her face.

06.16.2008
06.17.2008
B+

Drunken Bee

3-15
Recap

Go

Go - After Guillermo's wildfires kind of wreck her life, Nancy decides Agjestic may not be for the Botwins after all.

11.18.2007
11.19.2007
C+

Wing Chun

3-14
Recap

Protection

Protection - Nancy needs some muscle now that the bikers are picking on her kid, so she makes the inevitable call on Guillermo, who promptly sets a wildfire in the hills outside Majestic. Good plan, pendejo.

11.11.2007
11.13.2007
B

Joe R

3-13
Recap

Risk

Risk - Nancy gets a snootful when Andy's boner leads them to go into business with Chess.

11.04.2007
11.05.2007
B+

Wing Chun

3-12
Recap

The Dark Time

The Dark Time - A fire inspection means it's time to move Grow House operations once again. Luckily, Celia wants in on Nancy's action, she's got a big, empty house.

10.28.2007
10.30.2007
B+

Joe R

3-11
Recap

Cankles

Cankles - It takes Celia, like, three seconds to figure out everything Nancy's been up to all season. Val hires a P.I. to investigate Nancy, but he ends up blackmailing her instead. And Doug has harsh words for the thick-legged Majestic city council.

10.21.2007
10.23.2007
B

Joe R

3-10
Recap

Roy Till Called

Roy Till Called - Instead of getting arrested, Nancy gets a check and a pension from the DEA. Unfortunately, the money does nothing but ruin her friendship with Val.

10.14.2007
10.16.2007
B

Joe R

3-9
Recap

Release The Hounds

Release The Hounds - Nancy and Val stalk each other, then become friends. Dean makes friends with a biker gang mere seconds before they drive him off a cliff and cripple him. And Doug wins no friends by producing a geyser of feces for New Majestic.

10.07.2007
10.09.2007
B

Joe R

3-8
Recap

The Two Mrs. Scottsons

The Two Mrs. Scottsons - Peter's dead, but Nancy's moved on to his ex-wife, who manages to be just as harried as Nancy, without all the narcotics. That we know of.

09.30.2007
10.02.2007
B+

Joe R

3-7
Recap

He Taught Me How To Drive By

He Taught Me How To Drive By - Nancy gets out from under Marvin's thumb, only to end up under Sullivan's...well, face.

09.23.2007
09.25.2007
B-

Joe R

3-6
Recap

Grasshopper

Grasshopper - U-Turn tries to groom Nancy as his second-in-command, which leaves Marvin with a whole lot of free time to plan some revenge.

09.16.2007
09.18.2007
B-

Joe R

3-5
Recap

Bill Sussman

Bill Sussman - Andy's hiding from the government, who he thinks is out to kill him, and he's less paranoid about that than you might think. Nancy gets her drive-by on, but her nerves of steel are short-lived once she finds out U-Turns gotten her into the heroin trade.

09.09.2007
09.11.2007
B+

Joe R

3-4
Recap

Shit Highway

Shit Highway - Matthew Modine shows up as the smarmiest man ever to try to sell a river of shit to a suburban community. Nancy gets a job with him, of course.

09.02.2007
09.04.2007
B-

Joe R

3-3
Recap

The Brick Dance

The Brick Dance - Nancy shakes her ass in front of scummy drug dealers yet again and ends up deeper in debt to U-Turn. Yet again. Also: Andy can't escape the army and Celia loses her family for good.

08.26.2007
08.28.2007
B-

Joe R

3-2
Recap

A Pool And His Money

A Pool And His Money - Heylia rescues Conrad but not Nancy, who is now owned by U-Turn. Doug leaves his wife but alienates Celia, who is mentally abused by her husband and child. Sanjay comes out of the closet and is raped by a crack ho. Everything is hilarious.

08.19.2007
08.21.2007
B

Jacob Clifton

3-1
Recap

Doing The Backstroke

Doing The Backstroke - Dean and Doug finally just do it already. Silas goes to jail. U-Turn buys off the Armenians, but he's still got Nancy and Conrad at gunpoint -- which is too bad, because drunk Celia just dumped the whole crop in Nancy's pool.

08.12.2007
08.14.2007
B-

Jacob Clifton

2-13
Extra

"I Think Selling Pot Becomes a Way For Him to Have Something to Do"

The Maulik Pancholy Interview - If you ask him, that's how Maulik Pancholy will explain his character's lawbreaking ways on Showtime's dramedy Weeds. What will he say if you ask him about his role on 30 Rock? Or his new iPhone? The answers await you within!

08.06.2007
08.09.2007
N/A

Mark Blankenship

2-12
Recap

Pittsburgh

Pittsburgh - Shane's graduation is marred by his breakup with Gretchen, his own willing abduction by Kat, and Nancy's near-complete absence. If it's any consolation to Shane, though, it's not like Nancy's having a good time as she blows him off.

10.29.2006
10.30.2006
A

Wing Chun

2-11
Recap

Yeah, Just Like Tomatoes

Yeah, Just Like Tomatoes - Peter finds a way to punish Nancy for not loving him.

10.22.2006
10.23.2006
A

Wing Chun

2-10
Recap

Mile Deep And A Foot Wide

Mile Deep And A Foot Wide - Nancy invites Peter over for Family Dinner. It doesn't go well.

10.15.2006
10.16.2006
A+

Wing Chun

2-9
Recap

Bash

Bash - When Nancy tips Heylia off about the DEA raid, Peter is very very unhappy. But his anger can't hold a candle to that of all the male Botwins when, on Judah's birthday, they all find out who he is and what he does.

10.08.2006
10.09.2006
B+

Wing Chun

2-8
Recap

MILF Money

MILF Money - It's time for the harvest, which means yay, right? Not necessarily; not for Heylia.

10.01.2006
10.02.2006
A

Wing Chun

2-7
Recap

Must Find Toes

Must Find Toes - When a stray dog bites off Andy's toes, his need for the yeshiva is diminished. Celia wins Doug's seat on the council, and Nancy and Conrad achieve a rapprochement.

09.17.2006
09.18.2006
B

Wing Chun

2-6
Recap

Crush Girl Love Panic

Crush Girl Love Panic - Nancy reluctantly tells Conrad about her marriage to Peter, and Andy even more reluctantly lets Yael nail him in the pooper.

09.17.2006
09.18.2006
B

Wing Chun

2-5
Recap

Mrs. Botwin's Neighborhood

Mrs. Botwin's Neighborhood - As the pressure from Nancy's Armenian business competitors gets more intense, Nancy turns to Peter to help her out of a jam. Elsewhere, Silas discovers that he won't be starting a family just yet after all.

09.10.2006
09.11.2006
B-

Wing Chun

2-4
Recap

A.K.A. The Plant

A.K.A. The Plant - Meet Lacy LaPlante. She's a scrappy Canadian hockey wife with a surprising amount of moxie. And a striking physical resemblance to our Nancy!

09.03.2006
09.04.2006
B-

Wing Chun

2-3
Recap

Last Tango In Agrestic

Last Tango In Agrestic - GrowCo finds a grow house, Celia breaks her cooch, Heylia has a boooooyfriend, and Nancy has a boyfriend-plus.

08.27.2006
08.28.2006
B-

Wing Chun

2-2
Recap

Cooking With Jesus

Cooking With Jesus - Megan gets into Princeton. Andy gets into yeshiva. Celia gets into the campaign. Nancy and Conrad get back together. And Peter gets wise to Nancy's real job.

08.20.2006
08.21.2006
B+

Wing Chun

2-1
Recap

Corn Snake

Corn Snake - As Nancy tries to deal with all the fallout that comes from sleeping with a DEA agent, Andy gets closer to enrolling in yeshiva, and Celia decides to challenge Doug for his seat on city council.

08.13.2006
08.14.2006
B-

Wing Chun

1-10
Recap

The Godmother

The Godmother - Nancy and Conrad take business to a whole new level, Silas knows his mom's been dealing, and sexy Peter the maybe-boyfriend becomes bad-idea Peter the definitely-DEA agent.

10.09.2005
10.10.2005
A

Joe R

1-9
Recap

The Punishment Lighter

The Punishment Lighter - Nancy gets weed-jacked on campus and decides to eschew the pot business in favor of making a go of it with the bakery. No one thinks this is a good idea. Celia gets back in the swing of things by reclaiming the PTA and debuting the first of her many bitchin' cancer wigs.

10.02.2005
10.03.2005
A

Joe R

1-8
Recap

The Punishment Light

The Punishment Light - Nancy mourns her husband, meets a new guy (thanks to Shane being a foot-biting freak), and solves her problems with Alejandro the Penny-Thrower the old-fashioned way. With her vagina.

09.25.2005
09.26.2005
B+

Joe R

1-7
Recap

Higher Education

Higher Education - Nancy expands her customer base to the college students, drawing the attention of someone with a lot of pennies. Also, Andy doesn't like it so rough, and we meet Celia's mom. Yikes.

09.18.2005
09.19.2005
B

Joe R

1-6
Recap

Dead In The Nethers

Dead In The Nethers - Nancy can't get off, but Celia and Conrad sure can. So can Silas and Megan. And Andy and his gullible rehab sponsor. Oh, and Lupita discovers her Mrs. has been dealing.

09.11.2005
09.12.2005
B+

Joe R

1-5
Recap

Lude Awakening

Lude Awakening - Nancy learns that the drug scene is periodically violent and dangerous, while Celia has a time with the world's last pharmaceutical Quaalude.

09.04.2005
09.05.2005
A+

Joe R

1-4
Recap

Fashion Of The Christ

Fashion Of The Christ - Nancy's no-account brother-in-law Andy rolls into town and wastes no time in catching wise to Nancy's new line of work. Also: Celia's got cancer.

08.28.2005
08.29.2005
B

Joe R

1-3
Recap

Good Shit Lollipop

Good Shit Lollipop - There's more to sweets than meet the eye as Nancy discovers the wonderful world of edibles, and Celia switches out Isabelle's chocolate for laxatives.

08.21.2005
08.22.2005
B+

Joe R

1-2
Recap

Free Goat

Free Goat - Nancy's low on cash and has to leverage her car and her engagement ring so she can push more product. Also: Celia celebrates Happy Hour with the tennis whore.

08.14.2005
08.15.2005
B

Joe R

1-1
Recap

You Can't Miss The Bear

You Can't Miss The Bear - You know how you think the suburbs are this perfect haven of white-bread safety and tranquility? Well they're totally not! Drugs! Gossip! Abnormal sex acts, homo and otherwise! June Cleaver's gone to pot, people. To pot! Get it??

08.06.2005
08.11.2005
B+

Joe R

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