Weeds

The Personal

By Jacob Clifton | Aired on 2010.11.15

Theoretical Love Is Not Dead - Previously Nancy tried to get Guillermo to kill Pilar -- that didn't work out so well -- and then she got money for everybody from the reporter but he died, and then Schiff robbed the post office once again, and...

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6-13 Weecap	The Personal Theoretical Love Is Not Dead - A last-ditch Hail Mary and a bunch of airport stress.	2010.11.15 2010.11.19	A+	Jacob Clifton
Ep.	Title	Air/Pub'l	Grade	Author
6-12 Weecap	Maternity Tests Fran Tarkenton - We come to the end of several investigations at once, trade some new friends for old ones, and Nancy finds herself in a whole new pickle.	2010.11.08 2010.11.10	A+	Jacob Clifton
6-11 Weecap	Murder on the Dancefloor Viking Pride - Nancy tracks down her stalker and Silas stalks a Viking.	2010.11.01 2010.11.03	A+	Jacob Clifton
6-10 Weecap	I Hope They Serve Beer in Helsinki Dearborn-Again - New HQ, mean jokes, racist chic and a bit of timeline therapy.	2010.10.25 2010.10.27	C	Jacob Clifton
6-9 Weecap	So Many Vibes To Moscow, and Quickly - Nancy actually makes a solid plan for once, not that she'll follow through, while Shane gets some solid parenting for once. Not that it will make him sane.	2010.10.18 2010.10.20	A+	Jacob Clifton
6-8 Weecap	Pride & Predator Gentle Puppies - Nancy makes a new friend. Of the hair-pulling, doggie-style sort.	2010.10.11 2010.10.13	A+	Jacob Clifton
6-7 Weecap	No Country For Newmans Pinwheels and Whirligigs - The Middle-America Condescension Tour '10 begins!	2010.10.04 2010.10.06	A+	Jacob Clifton
6-6 Weecap	The Tiger in The Box A Shoe For a Shoe - After a million crazy standoffs, the Newmen leave Seattle with a certain amount of dignity, for once.	2010.09.27 2010.09.29	A+	Jacob Clifton
6-5 Weecap	The Prime of Miss Nat Newman Boomerang - Your uppance, it has come.	2010.09.20 2010.09.22	A+	Jacob Clifton
6-4 Weecap	Cash, Grass Or Hash Bliss - Nathalie makes a connection in the hotel but quickly endangers it; Shawn is more of a mommy every day; Mike learns about the college experience.	2010.09.13 2010.09.15	A+	Jacob Clifton
6-3 Weecap	Any Tool's a Weapon if You Hold It Right A Yippity Sippity - The Newmans manage to create lives only slightly creepier than the ones they left behind.	2010.08.30 2010.09.02	A+	Jacob Clifton
6-2 Weecap	Love Of Your Life Felling & Swamping - Say goodbye Botwins and hello Newmans; Cesar joins the chase.	2010.08.23 2010.08.25	A+	Jacob Clifton
6-1 Weecap	Wild & Entitled Thwack! - Everybody sort of lines up to explain to Nancy that she is awful and a ruiner, so she just kind of laughs and gets drunk and drives away.	2010.08.16 2010.08.18	A+	Jacob Clifton
5-13 Weecap	The Deep End Of The Ocean All About My Mom - The Pilar/Nancy showdown is upon us! With quite unexpected results.	2009.08.31 2009.09.02	A+	Jacob Clifton
5-12 Weecap	Big Rocks and Candy Mountains Glue - Andy and Nancy spend the day in Mexico, while Silas and Shane spend the day in NYC Prep.	2009.08.24 2009.08.26	A+	Jacob Clifton
5-11 Weecap	Dunbar's Number Ducks & Tigers - Nancy moves ahead with the Pilar Plan, Esteban goes to jail, Andy finally hooks up with Audra, and Celia finds new ways to be awful.	2009.08.17 2009.08.19	A+	Jacob Clifton
5-10 Weecap	Chai Achievers Perro Insano - Nancy and Esteban tie the knot, Shane continues to find new ways to go nuts, and Dean and Doug are together once again.	2009.08.10 2009.08.13	A+	Jacob Clifton
5-9 Weecap	Wide Stances and Sneaky Glances Suck 'N Spit - Celia starts a Ponzi scheme, Nancy and Andy are gross, and Esteban waffles some more.	2009.08.03 2009.08.06	A+	Jacob Clifton
5-8 Weecap	When They Do the Double-Dutch A Distinctive Horn - Nancy welcomes her son to the world, and all the trouble she continues to create in it.	2009.07.27 2009.07.30	A+	Jacob Clifton
5-7 Weecap	Like a Wire Inside Where The Sidewalk Ends - Somebody has a birthday, and Celia might try dealing.	2009.07.20 2009.07.22	A+	Jacob Clifton
5-6 Weecap	This Day By the Lake A Modest Proposal - A wedding is planned, then unplanned, while Celia finds a new religion or two and the rest of the family just falls apart.	2009.07.13 2009.07.15	A+	Jacob Clifton
5-5 Weecap	The Inside Job Van Nuys - Nancy answers Esteban's offer, visits Dr. Morissette, finds Sucio, jacks a punk, and breaks a heart or two.	2009.07.06 2009.07.08	A+	Jacob Clifton
5-4 Weecap	I Am Highly Flammable Right Now Super Lucky Happy - Andy turns into Judah, Till turns into a lunatic, and lots of people pee their pants.	2009.06.29 2009.07.01	A+	Jacob Clifton
5-3 Recap	Away We Go Su-Su-Sucio - Nancy quickly learns to miss Cesar, Andy meets Esteban, and a couple of old players return to Ren-Mar.	2009.06.22 2009.06.24	A+	Jacob Clifton
5-2 Weecap	Daredevil Girl Survives Fall Machetes Up Top - Nancy drills down into new craziness; Celia tries to become a Mexican revolutionary the old-fashioned way; Silas's plans once again aft agley; Andy makes time with Nancy's sister.	2009.06.15 2009.06.17	A+	Jacob Clifton
5-1 Weecap	Never Let Me Go Wonderful Wonderful - Nancy detonates her family in the wake of Esteban's sudden reversal of affection; Quinn leaves Celia in the jungle; plans are made and carried out.	2009.06.08 2009.06.10	A+	Jacob Clifton
4-13 Weecap	We Are The Table If You Work for a Living, Why Do You Kill Yourself Working? - The fallout from the tunnel bust hits everybody at once; Celia wanders into a South American revolution; Nancy and Esteban make massive mistakes to cover for each other and their brand new secret; Andy falls in love; and the boys head off into new areas of crazy.	2008.09.08 2008.09.16	A+	Jacob Clifton
4-12 Weecap	"I'm Sorry That You Suck So Much." Till We Meet Again - The bust goes down, as do: Celia's time in treatment, Nancy's comfort level, Shane's first major theft, and Mermex.	2008.09.01 2008.09.10	A+	Jacob Clifton
4-11 Weecap	Did Newton Need Blake? Head Cheese - Nancy notices that dealing drugs is a bad idea.	2008.08.25 2008.08.26	A+	Jacob Clifton
4-10 Weecap	Life Is Real Only Then, When I Am The Love Circle Overlap - Mermex returns, Celia gets a threat worse than death, Nancy goes on a magical mystery tour, and Maria is once again full of grace. If by grace you mean condoms full of narcotics.	2008.08.18 2008.08.20	A+	Jacob Clifton
4-9 Recap	Snakes In A Cokehead! Little Boats - Nancy has a showdown with her kids about being gross; El Andy's coyote power continues to accumulate; Isabelle finally notices that her mother is a coke whore.	2008.08.11 2008.08.12	A+	Jacob Clifton
4-8 Weecap	I Am The Table I Am The Table - The ladies find exciting -- and gross! -- new preoccupations to keep from dealing with anything resembling reality. This should work out well.	2008.08.04 2008.08.05	A+	Jacob Clifton
4-7 Weecap	Sins Of The Mother Yes I Can - Spankings both real and metaphorical attend Nancy's return to the game.	2008.07.28 2008.07.29	A+	Jacob Clifton
4-6 Weecap	Cheese Gotta Have It Excellent Treasures - Nancy takes a trip to Mexico via the tunnel in her basement, Doug falls in love, Isabelle joins the family, and Silas makes a new friend.	2008.07.21 2008.07.23	A	Jacob Clifton
4-5 Weecap	Sweet Like Candy No Man is Pudding - Nancy pistol whips Celia while Andy rides a pudding truck back from Mexico. In too-many-M&Ms-induced-nightmare land, Nancy gets Till off their backs and Guillermo gives her a new job.	2008.07.14 2008.07.15	B	Drunken Bee
4-4 Weecap	Insert Gambling Metaphor Here The Three Coolers - Len finds out about the new Botwin family business. Celia's worse at a stakeout than Rosie O'Donnell, and Doug-y wants a cracker.	2008.07.07 2008.07.08	B-	Drunken Bee
4-3 Weecap	Get Mommy a Pillow The Whole Blah Damn Thing - The pillow isn't for a nap, it's for smothering grandma. You know, as you do.	2008.06.30 2008.07.01	B-	Drunken Bee
4-2 Weecap	In That Dress? Lady's a Charm - Nancy tarts up to take her first trip across the border, but can't even manage to smuggle a bunch of inhalers correctly. Things are not going well for Celia in jail.	2008.06.23 2008.06.24	N/A	Drunken Bee
4-1 Weecap	Welcome to the Border Mother Thinks the Birds are After Her - Nancy and clan go South after she torches their house. Turns out that a little arson and a road trip are all Nancy needed to put a smile on her face.	2008.06.16 2008.06.17	B+	Drunken Bee
3-15 Weecap	Go Go - After Guillermo's wildfires kind of wreck her life, Nancy decides Agjestic may not be for the Botwins after all.	2007.11.19 2007.11.19	B-	Wing Chun
3-14 Weecap	Protection Protection - Nancy needs some muscle now that the bikers are picking on her kid, so she makes the inevitable call on Guillermo, who promptly sets a wildfire in the hills outside Majestic. Good plan, pendejo.	2007.11.12 2007.11.13	B+	Joe R
3-13 Weecap	Risk Risk - Nancy gets a snootful when Andy's boner leads them to go into business with Chess.	2007.11.05 2007.11.05	A-	Wing Chun
3-12 Weecap	The Dark Time The Dark Time - A fire inspection means it's time to move Grow House operations once again. Luckily, Celia wants in on Nancy's action, she's got a big, empty house.	2007.10.29 2007.10.30	A-	Joe R
3-11 Weecap	Cankles Cankles - It takes Celia, like, three seconds to figure out everything Nancy's been up to all season. Val hires a P.I. to investigate Nancy, but he ends up blackmailing her instead. And Doug has harsh words for the thick-legged Majestic city council.	2007.10.22 2007.10.23	B+	Joe R
3-10 Weecap	Roy Till Called Roy Till Called - Instead of getting arrested, Nancy gets a check and a pension from the DEA. Unfortunately, the money does nothing but ruin her friendship with Val.	2007.10.15 2007.10.16	B+	Joe R
3-9 Weecap	Release The Hounds Release The Hounds - Nancy and Val stalk each other, then become friends. Dean makes friends with a biker gang mere seconds before they drive him off a cliff and cripple him. And Doug wins no friends by producing a geyser of feces for New Majestic.	2007.10.08 2007.10.09	B+	Joe R
3-8 Weecap	The Two Mrs. Scottsons The Two Mrs. Scottsons - Peter's dead, but Nancy's moved on to his ex-wife, who manages to be just as harried as Nancy, without all the narcotics. That we know of.	2007.09.31 2007.10.02	A-	Joe R
3-7 Weecap	He Taught Me How To Drive By He Taught Me How To Drive By - Nancy gets out from under Marvin's thumb, only to end up under Sullivan's...well, face.	2007.09.24 2007.09.25	B	Joe R
3-6 Weecap	Grasshopper Grasshopper - U-Turn tries to groom Nancy as his second-in-command, which leaves Marvin with a whole lot of free time to plan some revenge.	2007.09.17 2007.09.18	B	Joe R
3-5 Weecap	Bill Sussman Bill Sussman - Andy's hiding from the government, who he thinks is out to kill him, and he's less paranoid about that than you might think. Nancy gets her drive-by on, but her nerves of steel are short-lived once she finds out U-Turns gotten her into the heroin trade.	2007.09.10 2007.09.11	A-	Joe R
3-4 Weecap	Shit Highway Shit Highway - Matthew Modine shows up as the smarmiest man ever to try to sell a river of shit to a suburban community. Nancy gets a job with him, of course.	2007.09.03 2007.09.04	B	Joe R
3-3 Weecap	The Brick Dance The Brick Dance - Nancy shakes her ass in front of scummy drug dealers yet again and ends up deeper in debt to U-Turn. Yet again. Also: Andy can't escape the army and Celia loses her family for good.	2007.08.27 2007.08.28	B	Joe R
3-2 Weecap	A Pool And His Money A Pool And His Money - Heylia rescues Conrad but not Nancy, who is now owned by U-Turn. Doug leaves his wife but alienates Celia, who is mentally abused by her husband and child. Sanjay comes out of the closet and is raped by a crack ho. Everything is hilarious.	2007.08.20 2007.08.21	B+	Jacob Clifton
3-1 Weecap	Doing The Backstroke Doing The Backstroke - Dean and Doug finally just do it already. Silas goes to jail. U-Turn buys off the Armenians, but he's still got Nancy and Conrad at gunpoint -- which is too bad, because drunk Celia just dumped the whole crop in Nancy's pool.	2007.08.13 2007.08.14	B	Jacob Clifton
2-13 Extra	"I Think Selling Pot Becomes a Way For Him to Have Something to Do" The Maulik Pancholy Interview - If you ask him, that's how Maulik Pancholy will explain his character's lawbreaking ways on Showtime's dramedy Weeds. What will he say if you ask him about his role on 30 Rock? Or his new iPhone? The answers await you within!	2007.08.07 2007.08.09	N/A	Mark Blankenship
2-12 Weecap	Pittsburgh Pittsburgh - Shane's graduation is marred by his breakup with Gretchen, his own willing abduction by Kat, and Nancy's near-complete absence. If it's any consolation to Shane, though, it's not like Nancy's having a good time as she blows him off.	2006.10.30 2006.10.30	A	Wing Chun
2-11 Weecap	Yeah, Just Like Tomatoes Yeah, Just Like Tomatoes - Peter finds a way to punish Nancy for not loving him.	2006.10.23 2006.10.23	A	Wing Chun
2-10 Weecap	Mile Deep And A Foot Wide Mile Deep And A Foot Wide - Nancy invites Peter over for Family Dinner. It doesn't go well.	2006.10.16 2006.10.16	A+	Wing Chun
2-9 Weecap	Bash Bash - When Nancy tips Heylia off about the DEA raid, Peter is very very unhappy. But his anger can't hold a candle to that of all the male Botwins when, on Judah's birthday, they all find out who he is and what he does.	2006.10.09 2006.10.09	A-	Wing Chun
2-8 Weecap	MILF Money MILF Money - It's time for the harvest, which means yay, right? Not necessarily; not for Heylia.	2006.10.02 2006.10.02	A	Wing Chun
2-7 Weecap	Must Find Toes Must Find Toes - When a stray dog bites off Andy's toes, his need for the yeshiva is diminished. Celia wins Doug's seat on the council, and Nancy and Conrad achieve a rapprochement.	2006.09.18 2006.09.18	B+	Wing Chun
2-6 Weecap	Crush Girl Love Panic Crush Girl Love Panic - Nancy reluctantly tells Conrad about her marriage to Peter, and Andy even more reluctantly lets Yael nail him in the pooper.	2006.09.18 2006.09.18	B+	Wing Chun
2-5 Weecap	Mrs. Botwin's Neighborhood Mrs. Botwin's Neighborhood - As the pressure from Nancy's Armenian business competitors gets more intense, Nancy turns to Peter to help her out of a jam. Elsewhere, Silas discovers that he won't be starting a family just yet after all.	2006.09.11 2006.09.11	B	Wing Chun
2-4 Weecap	A.K.A. The Plant A.K.A. The Plant - Meet Lacy LaPlante. She's a scrappy Canadian hockey wife with a surprising amount of moxie. And a striking physical resemblance to our Nancy!	2006.09.04 2006.09.04	B	Wing Chun
2-3 Weecap	Last Tango In Agrestic Last Tango In Agrestic - GrowCo finds a grow house, Celia breaks her cooch, Heylia has a boooooyfriend, and Nancy has a boyfriend-plus.	2006.08.28 2006.08.28	B	Wing Chun
2-2 Weecap	Cooking With Jesus Cooking With Jesus - Megan gets into Princeton. Andy gets into yeshiva. Celia gets into the campaign. Nancy and Conrad get back together. And Peter gets wise to Nancy's real job.	2006.08.21 2006.08.21	A-	Wing Chun
2-1 Weecap	Corn Snake Corn Snake - As Nancy tries to deal with all the fallout that comes from sleeping with a DEA agent, Andy gets closer to enrolling in yeshiva, and Celia decides to challenge Doug for his seat on city council.	2006.08.14 2006.08.14	B	Wing Chun
1-10 Weecap	The Godmother The Godmother - Nancy and Conrad take business to a whole new level, Silas knows his mom's been dealing, and sexy Peter the maybe-boyfriend becomes bad-idea Peter the definitely-DEA agent.	2005.10.10 2005.10.10	A	Joe R
1-9 Weecap	The Punishment Lighter The Punishment Lighter - Nancy gets weed-jacked on campus and decides to eschew the pot business in favor of making a go of it with the bakery. No one thinks this is a good idea. Celia gets back in the swing of things by reclaiming the PTA and debuting the first of her many bitchin' cancer wigs.	2005.10.03 2005.10.03	A	Joe R
1-8 Weecap	The Punishment Light The Punishment Light - Nancy mourns her husband, meets a new guy (thanks to Shane being a foot-biting freak), and solves her problems with Alejandro the Penny-Thrower the old-fashioned way. With her vagina.	2005.09.26 2005.09.26	A-	Joe R
1-7 Weecap	Higher Education Higher Education - Nancy expands her customer base to the college students, drawing the attention of someone with a lot of pennies. Also, Andy doesn't like it so rough, and we meet Celia's mom. Yikes.	2005.09.19 2005.09.19	B+	Joe R
1-6 Weecap	Dead In The Nethers Dead In The Nethers - Nancy can't get off, but Celia and Conrad sure can. So can Silas and Megan. And Andy and his gullible rehab sponsor. Oh, and Lupita discovers her Mrs. has been dealing.	2005.09.12 2005.09.12	A-	Joe R
1-5 Weecap	Lude Awakening Lude Awakening - Nancy learns that the drug scene is periodically violent and dangerous, while Celia has a time with the world's last pharmaceutical Quaalude.	2005.09.05 2005.09.05	A+	Joe R
1-4 Weecap	Fashion Of The Christ Fashion Of The Christ - Nancy's no-account brother-in-law Andy rolls into town and wastes no time in catching wise to Nancy's new line of work. Also: Celia's got cancer.	2005.08.29 2005.08.29	B+	Joe R
1-3 Weecap	Good Shit Lollipop Good Shit Lollipop - There's more to sweets than meet the eye as Nancy discovers the wonderful world of edibles, and Celia switches out Isabelle's chocolate for laxatives.	2005.08.22 2005.08.22	A-	Joe R
1-2 Weecap	Free Goat Free Goat - Nancy's low on cash and has to leverage her car and her engagement ring so she can push more product. Also: Celia celebrates Happy Hour with the tennis whore.	2005.08.15 2005.08.15	B+	Joe R
1-1 Weecap	You Can't Miss The Bear You Can't Miss The Bear - You know how you think the suburbs are this perfect haven of white-bread safety and tranquility? Well they're totally not! Drugs! Gossip! Abnormal sex acts, homo and otherwise! June Cleaver's gone to pot, people. To pot! Get it??	2005.08.07 2005.08.11	A-	Joe R