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6-13
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The Personal

Theoretical Love Is Not Dead - A last-ditch Hail Mary and a bunch of airport stress.

11.15.2010 A+

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6-12
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Maternity Tests

Fran Tarkenton - We come to the end of several investigations at once, trade some new friends for old ones, and Nancy finds herself in a whole new pickle.

11.08.2010
11.10.2010
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6-11
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Murder on the Dancefloor

Viking Pride - Nancy tracks down her stalker and Silas stalks a Viking.

11.01.2010
11.03.2010
A+

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6-10
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I Hope They Serve Beer in Helsinki

Dearborn-Again - New HQ, mean jokes, racist chic and a bit of timeline therapy.

10.25.2010
10.27.2010
C

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6-9
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So Many Vibes

To Moscow, and Quickly - Nancy actually makes a solid plan for once, not that she'll follow through, while Shane gets some solid parenting for once. Not that it will make him sane.

10.18.2010
10.20.2010
A+

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6-8
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Pride & Predator

Gentle Puppies - Nancy makes a new friend. Of the hair-pulling, doggie-style sort.

10.11.2010
10.13.2010
A+

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6-7
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No Country For Newmans

Pinwheels and Whirligigs - The Middle-America Condescension Tour '10 begins!

10.04.2010
10.06.2010
A+

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6-6
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The Tiger in The Box

A Shoe For a Shoe - After a million crazy standoffs, the Newmen leave Seattle with a certain amount of dignity, for once.

09.27.2010
09.29.2010
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6-5
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The Prime of Miss Nat Newman

Boomerang - Your uppance, it has come.

09.20.2010
09.22.2010
A+

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6-4
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Cash, Grass Or Hash

Bliss - Nathalie makes a connection in the hotel but quickly endangers it; Shawn is more of a mommy every day; Mike learns about the college experience.

09.13.2010
09.15.2010
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6-3
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Any Tool's a Weapon if You Hold It Right

A Yippity Sippity - The Newmans manage to create lives only slightly creepier than the ones they left behind.

08.30.2010
09.02.2010
A+

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6-2
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Love Of Your Life

Felling & Swamping - Say goodbye Botwins and hello Newmans; Cesar joins the chase.

08.23.2010
08.25.2010
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6-1
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Wild & Entitled

Thwack! - Everybody sort of lines up to explain to Nancy that she is awful and a ruiner, so she just kind of laughs and gets drunk and drives away.

08.16.2010
08.18.2010
A+

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3-11
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Cankles

Cankles - It takes Celia, like, three seconds to figure out everything Nancy's been up to all season. Val hires a P.I. to investigate Nancy, but he ends up blackmailing her instead. And Doug has harsh words for the thick-legged Majestic city council.

10.21.2007
10.23.2007
B

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3-10
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Roy Till Called

Roy Till Called - Instead of getting arrested, Nancy gets a check and a pension from the DEA. Unfortunately, the money does nothing but ruin her friendship with Val.

10.14.2007
10.16.2007
B

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3-9
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Release The Hounds

Release The Hounds - Nancy and Val stalk each other, then become friends. Dean makes friends with a biker gang mere seconds before they drive him off a cliff and cripple him. And Doug wins no friends by producing a geyser of feces for New Majestic.

10.07.2007
10.09.2007
B

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3-8
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The Two Mrs. Scottsons

The Two Mrs. Scottsons - Peter's dead, but Nancy's moved on to his ex-wife, who manages to be just as harried as Nancy, without all the narcotics. That we know of.

09.30.2007
10.02.2007
B+

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3-7
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He Taught Me How To Drive By

He Taught Me How To Drive By - Nancy gets out from under Marvin's thumb, only to end up under Sullivan's...well, face.

09.23.2007
09.25.2007
B-

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3-6
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Grasshopper

Grasshopper - U-Turn tries to groom Nancy as his second-in-command, which leaves Marvin with a whole lot of free time to plan some revenge.

09.16.2007
09.18.2007
B-

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3-5
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Bill Sussman

Bill Sussman - Andy's hiding from the government, who he thinks is out to kill him, and he's less paranoid about that than you might think. Nancy gets her drive-by on, but her nerves of steel are short-lived once she finds out U-Turns gotten her into the heroin trade.

09.09.2007
09.11.2007
B+

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3-4
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Shit Highway

Shit Highway - Matthew Modine shows up as the smarmiest man ever to try to sell a river of shit to a suburban community. Nancy gets a job with him, of course.

09.02.2007
09.04.2007
B-

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3-3
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The Brick Dance

The Brick Dance - Nancy shakes her ass in front of scummy drug dealers yet again and ends up deeper in debt to U-Turn. Yet again. Also: Andy can't escape the army and Celia loses her family for good.

08.26.2007
08.28.2007
B-

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3-2
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A Pool And His Money

A Pool And His Money - Heylia rescues Conrad but not Nancy, who is now owned by U-Turn. Doug leaves his wife but alienates Celia, who is mentally abused by her husband and child. Sanjay comes out of the closet and is raped by a crack ho. Everything is hilarious.

08.19.2007
08.21.2007
B

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3-1
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Doing The Backstroke

Doing The Backstroke - Dean and Doug finally just do it already. Silas goes to jail. U-Turn buys off the Armenians, but he's still got Nancy and Conrad at gunpoint -- which is too bad, because drunk Celia just dumped the whole crop in Nancy's pool.

08.12.2007
08.14.2007
B-

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2-13
Extra

"I Think Selling Pot Becomes a Way For Him to Have Something to Do"

The Maulik Pancholy Interview - If you ask him, that's how Maulik Pancholy will explain his character's lawbreaking ways on Showtime's dramedy Weeds. What will he say if you ask him about his role on 30 Rock? Or his new iPhone? The answers await you within!

08.06.2007
08.09.2007
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2-12
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Pittsburgh

Pittsburgh - Shane's graduation is marred by his breakup with Gretchen, his own willing abduction by Kat, and Nancy's near-complete absence. If it's any consolation to Shane, though, it's not like Nancy's having a good time as she blows him off.

10.29.2006
10.30.2006
A

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2-11
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Yeah, Just Like Tomatoes

Yeah, Just Like Tomatoes - Peter finds a way to punish Nancy for not loving him.

10.22.2006
10.23.2006
A

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2-10
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Mile Deep And A Foot Wide

Mile Deep And A Foot Wide - Nancy invites Peter over for Family Dinner. It doesn't go well.

10.15.2006
10.16.2006
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2-9
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Bash

Bash - When Nancy tips Heylia off about the DEA raid, Peter is very very unhappy. But his anger can't hold a candle to that of all the male Botwins when, on Judah's birthday, they all find out who he is and what he does.

10.08.2006
10.09.2006
B+

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2-8
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MILF Money

MILF Money - It's time for the harvest, which means yay, right? Not necessarily; not for Heylia.

10.01.2006
10.02.2006
A

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2-7
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Must Find Toes

Must Find Toes - When a stray dog bites off Andy's toes, his need for the yeshiva is diminished. Celia wins Doug's seat on the council, and Nancy and Conrad achieve a rapprochement.

09.17.2006
09.18.2006
B

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2-6
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Crush Girl Love Panic

Crush Girl Love Panic - Nancy reluctantly tells Conrad about her marriage to Peter, and Andy even more reluctantly lets Yael nail him in the pooper.

09.17.2006
09.18.2006
B

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2-5
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Mrs. Botwin's Neighborhood

Mrs. Botwin’s Neighborhood - As the pressure from Nancy's Armenian business competitors gets more intense, Nancy turns to Peter to help her out of a jam. Elsewhere, Silas discovers that he won't be starting a family just yet after all.

09.10.2006
09.11.2006
B-

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2-4
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A.K.A. The Plant

A.K.A. The Plant - Meet Lacy LaPlante. She's a scrappy Canadian hockey wife with a surprising amount of moxie. And a striking physical resemblance to our Nancy!

09.03.2006
09.04.2006
B-

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2-3
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Last Tango In Agrestic

Last Tango In Agrestic - GrowCo finds a grow house, Celia breaks her cooch, Heylia has a boooooyfriend, and Nancy has a boyfriend-plus.

08.27.2006
08.28.2006
B-

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2-2
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Cooking With Jesus

Cooking With Jesus - Megan gets into Princeton. Andy gets into yeshiva. Celia gets into the campaign. Nancy and Conrad get back together. And Peter gets wise to Nancy's real job.

08.20.2006
08.21.2006
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2-1
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Corn Snake

Corn Snake - As Nancy tries to deal with all the fallout that comes from sleeping with a DEA agent, Andy gets closer to enrolling in yeshiva, and Celia decides to challenge Doug for his seat on city council.

08.13.2006
08.14.2006
B-

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1-10
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The Godmother

The Godmother - Nancy and Conrad take business to a whole new level, Silas knows his mom's been dealing, and sexy Peter the maybe-boyfriend becomes bad-idea Peter the definitely-DEA agent.

10.09.2005
10.10.2005
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1-9
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The Punishment Lighter

The Punishment Lighter - Nancy gets weed-jacked on campus and decides to eschew the pot business in favor of making a go of it with the bakery. No one thinks this is a good idea. Celia gets back in the swing of things by reclaiming the PTA and debuting the first of her many bitchin' cancer wigs.

10.02.2005
10.03.2005
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1-8
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The Punishment Light

The Punishment Light - Nancy mourns her husband, meets a new guy (thanks to Shane being a foot-biting freak), and solves her problems with Alejandro the Penny-Thrower the old-fashioned way. With her vagina.

09.25.2005
09.26.2005
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1-7
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Higher Education

Higher Education - Nancy expands her customer base to the college students, drawing the attention of someone with a lot of pennies. Also, Andy doesn't like it so rough, and we meet Celia's mom. Yikes.

09.18.2005
09.19.2005
B

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1-6
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Dead In The Nethers

Dead In The Nethers - Nancy can't get off, but Celia and Conrad sure can. So can Silas and Megan. And Andy and his gullible rehab sponsor. Oh, and Lupita discovers her Mrs. has been dealing.

09.11.2005
09.12.2005
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1-5
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Lude Awakening

Lude Awakening - Nancy learns that the drug scene is periodically violent and dangerous, while Celia has a time with the world's last pharmaceutical Quaalude.

09.04.2005
09.05.2005
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1-4
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Fashion Of The Christ

Fashion Of The Christ - Nancy's no-account brother-in-law Andy rolls into town and wastes no time in catching wise to Nancy's new line of work. Also: Celia's got cancer.

08.28.2005
08.29.2005
B

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1-3
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Good Shit Lollipop

Good Shit Lollipop - There's more to sweets than meet the eye as Nancy discovers the wonderful world of edibles, and Celia switches out Isabelle's chocolate for laxatives.

08.21.2005
08.22.2005
B+

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1-2
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Free Goat

Free Goat - Nancy's low on cash and has to leverage her car and her engagement ring so she can push more product. Also: Celia celebrates Happy Hour with the tennis whore.

08.14.2005
08.15.2005
B

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1-1
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You Can't Miss The Bear

You Can’t Miss The Bear - You know how you think the suburbs are this perfect haven of white-bread safety and tranquility? Well they're totally not! Drugs! Gossip! Abnormal sex acts, homo and otherwise! June Cleaver's gone to pot, people. To pot! Get it??

08.06.2005
08.11.2005
B+

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