Silas is feeling bitchy because CP is hanging out in this hangy-down Papasan bed-thing, like a swinger might have, and being a fat-ass might end up ripping it out of the ceiling and costing Silas his security deposit. I'm sort of totally bored by this whole dispensary thing right now, especially considering how hot that guy in the Cleveland National Park was, so whatever: the spirit of George Hamilton ignites the power of Doug's douchiness to heretofore unknown flights, he decides that WWGHD means in this case to do "the dumbest thing possible," aka WWNBD, which is get yourself into trouble just for the sheer thrill of weaseling your way out of it again, and gets in CP's face, and tells him that he is all kinds of nasty things, and to Suck My Johnson, and things of this nature, and CP tries to punch him, and then falls down and probably knocks his head open and dies instead, I guess we'll see next week.
Esteban and Nancy have a short conversation on the patio about having babies ("Again") and getting married ("Again. Again again, actually"), and her beauty, in which they try to convince her that she's ecstatic about everything, and she admits to a certain fear that Mrs. Esteban Reyes, like Lacey LaPlante before her, is going to end up trying to kill Nancy Botwin, and he's like, "Why do you always think somebody's trying to kill you?" and she looks at him, sort of hilarious and doleful at the same time, because: Dude. So he says that he loves her, and he's marrying her, and she can keep her name if she wants. He's still going to brand her, he jokes in his postfeminist way, and she laughs in hers, but she's still kind of amazed that Mr. Male & Mine is willing to give her that one, enough that she kisses his hand, and laughs as he goes off to fencing practice. "Have fun, D'Artagnan."
Andy appears as Esteban's finishing up his fencing match, and full of hilarious and loopy comments about the opulence -- the peacocks, for example, he figures are "probably roosting" -- before shit gets totally awkward. Esteban points out that he looks crazy nuts, and Andy replies, "Right on!" before picking up a fencing sword of some sort and playing light saber with it for awhile, to Esteban's irritated amusement. Finally he asks WTF Andy is even doing, and Andy makes some crack about how in Mexico they don't even have sound effects, and then suddenly they are fencing. And it goes on for awhile, but finally ends -- with Esteban's blade across Andy's esophagus -- just as Nancy wanders out toward the pool and asks what the hell. Andy's bashfully happy to see her, but when Esteban tells her Andy's there to give them his blessing, Nancy heads right inside.