Weeds

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Wing Chun: B | 1053 USERS: C+
YOU GRADE IT
A.K.A. The Plant

Conrad enters with Nancy and says that they're "good to grow." Andy does a celebratory doobie dance, and Nancy complains that he's already high -- and well before 4:20, too. Andy says that she can't expect him to do manual labour while sober. Conrad explains that they have to keep the grow area pristinely clean. Someone comes to the door, and Andy excitedly says that'll be their DSL installation. Conrad and Nancy freak out on him, reminding him that they are supposed to be practising discretion right now. Conrad asks what name he put on the DSL order, and Andy answers, "Nancy Botwin...shit." Nancy literally kicks him in the ass, and Conrad goes to the door to tell the installer that they've decided that the internet is a fad, and tears up the work order for good measure.

Back inside, Conrad declines a pull at the hookah, saying that they need to get the place ready before Victor comes the next day to set up all the equipment. Nancy checks that they trust Victor with the gig, and Conrad says that all the guy does is set up grow-ops; if he busts one, he'll "fuck up his entire livelihood." Conrad starts enthusing about the setup they're getting, and Nancy figures out that they're going over budget. Conrad tells her not to worry, saying that he projects they'll be making $1,000,000 a year in revenue. He tries to brush off her questions about specifics, but finally asks whether she has the cash. "No," says Nancy flatly. As Conrad's face falls, she adds that Lacy might. Lacy's got it all!

As Conrad scolds Nancy for fucking with him like that, another knock comes to the door. Conrad ruefully asks Andy whether that's DirectTV. Andy: "...Probably." Conrad stalks off to get rid of them, but after checking the peephole, he reports, "It's just Dean." He opens the door...and gets clocked square in the face. Dean stands there a second, enjoying the adrenaline spike, but as Conrad straightens back up, looking like he might not scruple to return the favour, Dean gets scared and hurries off. Conrad closes the door and tells Nancy he guesses they're square now. Doug complains that Dean doesn't have to clean. If a roll with Celia excuses you from cleaning a grow house to Conrad's exactly specifications, it's probably worth it. Even if she bit you. Which, let's face it, she probably would.

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