Shane suggests that they all bed down at Mr. Schiff's house, reminding everybody of how he molested Nancy in high school and how funny it was and how she drove him to commit suicide but that eventually he got out of the mental institution. There's literally no reason for Shane, of all people, to suggest this, or everybody in the van to immediately get onboard with that idea, or for Mr. Schiff the mentally ill postal worker to still be living in that same house, but whatever. Apparently Nancy remembers the guy's address, apparently proving that he fucked children and that one of them was Nancy. Isn't this hilarious?

Though Nancy assures herself and them that Schiff won't remember her, of course he does, and he gets all slobbery and sexy all over her, and the boys are totally fucking grossed out about it because it's fucking gross, and apparently being good at playing a pathetic child molester is a skill you can have, so my hat is off to Mr. Holland Krippendorf for that. He Humberts around about his sciatica and schlepping and plantar fasciitis and finally Nancy's like, "Hey, can my whole family -- plus a large stinking masturbating fart machine who has no real reason to be on this show -- can we all come live with you? This is my Mexican baby." And of course Schiff is like, "Marvelous!"

Schiff gets everybody's name wrong because he's decrepit, and nobody cares because he is irrelevant and clearly exposure to rads of Nancy, in her early days when probably her zombie venom was much stronger, has caused irreparable damage to his brain. The only rules are: Don't touch the giant telescope, and don't go in the mysterious room at the end of the hall, which is locked. Also, he sleeps on a massage table with his face in a little hole, for his cervical nerves. Also, he loves everything from Skymall and gets everything from Skymall. Doug gives this whole speech about Skymall that is marginally funny only because of Kevin Nealon but is sort of like if Jerry Seinfeld were holding auditions to be the next him and then he fell asleep in the middle of your audition. Jokes about Skymall. 2010, jokes about Skymall, this is the situation.