Nancy tries to take the hell off so Ellis Tate starts soliloquizing about parents, how they fuck you up -- "fill you with the faults they had, and add some extra just for you" -- and because he is an adult who thinks this is the extra mile and that sitting around klosterfucking about your sad Gen X life and blaming your parents and complaining about the Twitter is what everybody like really wants to do, he tries to nail her down for the date to which she literally just said no, again, so she gets awesome on him: "That's very sweet, Ellis, but... You're a freshman, I'm a senior. It'd never work out." And as she makes her way across the cemetery, in fringed boots and denim hotpants and wearing a babybjorn across her front, she whispers to herself, "...Dork!"

More racist adventures with Andy, and some guy finally grabs him and steers him down the street to have a private conversation about passports. For $100 guy sends him to 84720 Michigan Avenue, and to ask for "Sam," who is the guy's uncle. Andy heads for the Jesusmobile, repeating the address over and over to himself, and of course Doug derails his train of thought and Andy gets all pissed at himself, like hitting himself in the head, but then Doug memorized the address while he was interrupting, because of his accountant's gift with numbers, so it's okay. Of course, 84720 Michigan Ave. is the passport office in Dearborn, and the guy's uncle Sam is yours too.

Doug and Andy rail on A-rabs for awhile and then back up into a car where Michael Moore lives, and his entire family of three-toed mutants that looks just like him, and he makes a documentary about getting backed into by a Jesus RV, and somehow the documentary and associated press ends up being more about him than about the unfairness he's exposing, and then it all just turns into frothing whining grandstanding that fools itself into thinking that it's speaking truth to power and not to the choir, and that it's a call to arms and not just the same dubious thing any college freshman is already angry about, and they give the RV to Michael Moore so that he will go away, but then Penn Jillette makes a lady-masturbating hot tub and admits to being into polyamory and it's so gross and immature and silly -- and Michael is so far up into his own anus -- that he drops dead, so they ditch Jesus and take his car and drive over to Morgan Spurlock's house, because yeah it's the same exact bullshit but Morgan Spurlock is hot as hell, and so anyway now they have a car.