Andy finds Shane's van, now abandoned; Nancy's back in Agrestic outside Celia's house with U-Turn's representative. They Nancy Drew around trying to find Celia, who's still bitching at her about having to fill up Silas's tank. They find the car and pop the trunk: it's empty. Nancy almost starts crying; she calls Silas's phone and find Celia drunk in Nancy's backyard. And that's where they learn that Celia, for Nancy's own good, has dumped the entire crop in the pool.

So of the eight things in the air at our last cliffhanger, we've successfully resolved...one. Maybe two. And then introduced a much hairier one, in the last few seconds. Questions: Is there now anybody in the entire state of California that doesn't know Nancy's a drug dealer? Will Silas finally do something worthwhile in his whole stupid life? When will Sanjay come out of the closet? Where in fuck are Heylia and Vaneeta? Can Kat please have her own spinoff series where she goes around doing things and talking all crazy? Can we call an embargo on stunt-casting pot-culture luminaries from here on out? Is Nancy honestly that bothered that horrible Peter finally croaked? Can Judah possibly play more dead dudes? Is this show now like 24? I'm tired of cliffhangers and no Heylia. I think it's about time for Nancy to let Lacy take over for awhile. Hopefully next week we'll get everybody nudged back into place.