A: They have to feel like men in order to have their masculinity threatened: Otherwise it's just the same old story. Girls that will never have you aren't really girls anymore. Just cunts.
Vaughn throws her shit out the door and tells her the deal's off, and she gets terrified. Her eyes get big and she reevaluates him for a sec before begging him to back things up. He shoves her, physically, out the door. He is disgusted. And why?
A: Because she broke his camera. Because she was playing chess and he was playing checkers and he didn't see she was going to give him what she wanted, in due time. That she needed it a certain way -- a slap, not a punch -- so that she wouldn't get scared in the telling. But she's too Sexy, too Tough, so the game fooled him into thinking the game was over.
Schiff's in a postal uniform when he shows Hooman and Shane the secret room full of stolen mail. They need money, because Hooman's in hiding while his dick makes the rounds and he can't sell anymore Gummiberry Juice right now. The hostage murder set is still up in the corner. Schiff bitches about his customers -- once he got poop for Christmas -- and turns on the lights. It's full of stuff, mostly Skymall; he admits he's not great at postal servicing.
Daoud knows on sight that the dick in the jar isn't Hooman's, which is much smaller. He knows this because he saw his erstwhile son-in-law naked at the baths once. "That rude asshole never even took off his bluetooth." Andy swears the dick is just plumping from edema, but Daoud apparently knows more about this than we do. Which is a hell of a lot more than we did a second ago.
Q: Remember a second ago? When we didn't know about that?
Q: "I ask you to kill one worthless idiot and you try to deceive me?"
Like Daoud's got a leg to kvetch on. Just as Andy's gesturing around with the "Jaka cock," Daoud's hot daughter and wife come in yelling in their nighties. They are totally horrified that he had her boyfriend murdered! Daughter pours the cock and cock water and noodles over her dad's head, and maybe some more stuff happened but I sure as fuck wasn't looking.
"Even the Jews think that man is cheap," says the mom once Daoud's chased the daughter into the house, and Andy laughs like that's a funny joke, and she offers the passports: Only $5K now, so she can get a Birkin.













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