"I know you. This is what you do. You love to be loved, you pull all this love in, you build it all up in your head, and when it gets too close, you run." He gets pissed, and says he just wants the ring, not the "brilliant insight" that comes with it. She feels a little guilty, and says his name, and he realizes she's not giving the ring up. Awesomely: "Wow. You cannot get it together to treat me like somebody you actually care about."
Which is true, but not the point. I mean, it's the point, but not the point of this Andy-centric speech. Which if you recall is about the engagement ring she received from the father of her two sons, whom she is still mourning, which Andy would like for one of his fantasy schemes. Andy, if you recall, being the person who spent her dead husband's fortune on toys sometime in the last month and now wants to play house with Alanis Morissette. Just because he's being a jackass doesn't make it less true, though: "You are a fucking coward. You think that all this crazy shit you get into makes you brave. But you're fucking terrified of being ordinary."
"I would love to be ordinary," she says with tears in her eyes, thinking of Jill Price-Gray. "I would love to be back in Agrestic, waiting for Judah to come home." The town she burned to the ground, literally, while waiting for him to come home. And the house. "Yeah. I made sacrifices for my family. Fine." Andy points out that she sacrificed her family, instead. She's not kicking back watching Shane at soccer practice, exactly. "No, because you fucked that up. Don't sit here and tell me you want to be someone else when you do fuck-all to change what's going on." He's got her in tears when Cesar comes to get her. Holy crap, that was amazing.
The detective is less than helpful. Nancy starts screaming about how it's only four o'clock, and how can they be closing on top of the computer systems being down, and she screams over and over, "Tell me where he is! Tell me where he is!" until the guy finally relents, of course, and figures out that... Esteban Reyes was released four hours ago. She stands, speechless and gaping at Cesar, before going into total meltdown and attacking the guy with her purse. I wish they would put her in Mexican jail.
Celia's on the phone with Doug -- everything she owns, including herself, piled against the condo door -- begging him to take the pot off her hands. "No, I would not suck your dick," she spits, and over at Dean's Isabel asks Doug to kindly refrain from asking her mother to blow him. He whines that otherwise she would have known something was up, and asks Dean -- or "Dark & Lovely," as he calls him -- to corroborate. Because yeah, Dean Hodes is in blackface for some reason, and starts talking about how the "white women" have been sweatin' him all day, so he wants to go "hit a hot spot" and "turn it loose" while he's still dressed like a scary monster, sweating skin and putting on Lip Venom. Sometimes this show goes full retard before you can even blink. Isabel says, and I fervently hope she's right, that he will probably be murdered.