Chez Hodes. The happy couple sit in bed; she's reading Good In Bed (bad idea), and he has Rejuvenile, apparently the official book of Season 2 of Weeds (seriously, it's the third time we've seen it). Dean asks how Celia's day was; she says, unconvincingly, that it was "swell." She asks, without much interest, how his day was, and he says it was okay, mentioning a callback Isabelle got for a commercial, and that he went by Doug's office but didn't find him there. Celia looks up, trying to be cool, as Dean says he's still trying to patch things up. "Good luck with that," drawls Celia. She then announces that they have to talk. Dean smirks, and tells her to wait a minute, as he leans over to his nightstand. I figure he's going to get high for this discussion, whatever it is, but instead he pulls out a jewellery box, giving it to Celia and wishing her a happy anniversary: "You thought I forgot." She flatly admits that she did, and opens the box to find a diamond bracelet. She dismissively says it's lovely, and then rolls over and turns her light out. Dean sits there smiling in the dark for a moment, finally asking, "Anything for me?" Guess it'll have to be a grudging blowjob.
Diner. Kat is showing Andy a manuscript of her book: Permafuck: A Journal Of Spirit Rape. I'd still rather read that than A Million Little Pieces. Kat explains that it's a memoir of their time in Alaska. Andy won't like everything in it, and Abumchuk was pretty upset about it, and wants to kill Andy -- that's her boyfriend. Kat ditched him in Bakersfield; she's pretty sure he didn't follow her. Andy asks whether Abumchuk is a "big Eskimo dude," and Kat corrects him that the proper term is "Inuit," but yes. Andy: "Is that him?" Cut to a big First Nations guy sitting at the bar in an orange parka with the hood up. Ha! Kat, laughing, says no. Double ha! She adds that Abumchuk is much bigger than that guy. Andy brings her attention back to the manuscript, and she says that she needs him to sign a letter attesting that everything in the book really happened. Andy confirms that if he does, she'll leave, and Kat, coming around to his side of the booth and licking his cheek, agrees, saying that he can read it in the van, after he fucks her: "Abumchuk is an old soul, and he beats people up for me, but he's a premature ejaculator. You're the last man who made me come!" Andy tries to beg off, but Kat reminds him of some legendarily awesome occasion in Ketchican, and Andy quickly calls for the cheque. Crazy girls need love too!