Diner. Kat is showing Andy a manuscript of her book: Permafuck: A Journal Of Spirit Rape. I'd still rather read that than A Million Little Pieces. Kat explains that it's a memoir of their time in Alaska. Andy won't like everything in it, and Abumchuk was pretty upset about it, and wants to kill Andy -- that's her boyfriend. Kat ditched him in Bakersfield; she's pretty sure he didn't follow her. Andy asks whether Abumchuk is a "big Eskimo dude," and Kat corrects him that the proper term is "Inuit," but yes. Andy: "Is that him?" Cut to a big First Nations guy sitting at the bar in an orange parka with the hood up. Ha! Kat, laughing, says no. Double ha! She adds that Abumchuk is much bigger than that guy. Andy brings her attention back to the manuscript, and she says that she needs him to sign a letter attesting that everything in the book really happened. Andy confirms that if he does, she'll leave, and Kat, coming around to his side of the booth and licking his cheek, agrees, saying that he can read it in the van, after he fucks her: "Abumchuk is an old soul, and he beats people up for me, but he's a premature ejaculator. You're the last man who made me come!" Andy tries to beg off, but Kat reminds him of some legendarily awesome occasion in Ketchican, and Andy quickly calls for the cheque. Crazy girls need love too!
Parking lot. Andy's van is a-rocking in the handicapped parking space, while a physcally challenged driver behind them honks irritably.
Motel. Celia's on top of Doug, doing her part, but not very excitedly, as she drones on about her problems with Dean, saying that they're only together for the kids. Doug suggests that she turn the TV on to help distract her from her troubles, and she agrees, putting on a telenovela. The angry fight scene between attractive young people seems to help get her back on track, but then it cuts to commercials -- Isabelle's Huskeroos spot, dubbed into Spanish. Hee. Celia wilts, but Doug suggests the Food Network. Really, Bobby Flay's going to help her get her hard-on back? Celia huskily says she has tapes in her car. "Porno?" asks Doug excitedly. "Better," promises Celia. Clone High episodes that never aired in the U.S.?
Nancy's. The lady of the house is promising Gretchen's mom or dad that they'll have Gretchen home early, and that she's a great kid. Silas lets himself in the back door, surprised to see Peter there. Nancy has a wine glass in hand and sounds like she's already somewhat lubricated as she asks Silas what he's doing there. Silas quizzically says he thought dinner was at 5:30, and Nancy says it was supposed to be, but that Andy didn't show up to make it, so Nancy and Peter are making it instead. Silas asks Nancy, "What's with the outfit?" She shrugs that it's just an outfit, and from what we can see, it doesn't look any different than the floaty tie-backed affairs we normally see Nancy in. Anyway, Peter and Nancy try to involve him in making dinner. Silas decides to pass, so if he finds the rice underseasoned, it's no one's fault but his own.