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MILF Money

Elsewhere, Celia unveils the Drug-Free Zone sign and camera for a scrum of reporters. Things quickly degenerate, though: a group of dog lovers has shown up to demonstrate, and start hurling bags of dog poo at the sign. Celia tries to spin that she's protecting the people of Agrestic, but soon enough, the subject gets dropped, as one of the reporters asks whether Celia has a drinking problem. Before she can answer, a bag of poo hits the sign and breaks. So Celia will probably be losing the city street cleaners' support next.

Back at Nancy's, Silas and Andy are having a self-pity-off in the pool. Both seem most pissed off that Nancy doesn't appreciate them, or their abilities. Silas rails that life sucks, but Andy says it doesn't really, unless you have "no job, no girlfriend, and eight toes." Don't most people have eight toes? Oh, he means only eight toes, not eight and then two more. Andy complains that Nancy has no idea how to be a crime lord, and Silas says that he would be of use to her, too; he may not be a great student, but he knows weed. Andy says that they should just forget about her, and start their own business. Silas reminds him that they have no money, so for now, their business is floating.

In the laundry room at Nancy's, Conrad catches Nancy up on Heylia's visit. Nancy is fixated on hearing that Heylia was "secretly dazzled" by how well they'd done, but Conrad tells her that if what she really wants is Heylia's approval, "she bought three pounds." "Of the MILF?" asks Nancy. "You don't have to be so proud of the name," crabs Conrad. Let's table that until you call the next strain "Conrabis." Anyway, Nancy asks why Heylia bought it, and Conrad's like, "To sell it, genius." Nancy says that's good, and that she'll buy more, because it's good. Nancy, being Nancy, is sure that Heylia can't stay mad, but Conrad tells her, "You don't know Heylia."

Shane opens the front door to find Peter waiting there to pick up Nancy. Shane says that "she's doing laundry with a black guy." As you do.

As they head for his car, Peter asks Nancy what Conrad was doing at her house -- adding, before she can answer, that it's not very smart to have him there. Nancy dismissively says that they're just talking about some old business with Heylia. Peter's like, "Heylia James? You won't have to worry about her." Nancy doesn't get what he means at first, but Peter explains that Heylia's "been taken care of." Nancy starts to babble as she tells him that's not necessary, but Peter says now it's guaranteed. Nancy reminds him that he'd told her that he didn't care about pot -- that "we" were under his radar -- but Peter corrects her that she is under his radar, and that if he's going to keep her there, he has to show his boss some results elsewhere. Nancy tries to be flirtatious as she suggests a crack den or meth lab instead, but it's too late: "Heylia's going to lead me to this guy named U-Turn, who's dealing a lot more than weed." Nancy tells him to arrest U-Turn and leave Heylia alone, but Peter says that, to catch the big fish, you need to dig some worms, and Heylia is his worm. For the first time apparently ever, Nancy seems to realize what a horrendous situation she's put herself in, and how little she knows this guy who very well could be a wacko.

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