Weeds

Ep.

Title

Air/Pub'l

Grade

Author
4-6
Weecap

Cheese Gotta Have It

Excellent Treasures - Nancy takes a trip to Mexico via the tunnel in her basement, Doug falls in love, Isabelle joins the family, and Silas makes a new friend.

 2008.07.21
2008.07.23		 A

Jacob
4-5
Weecap

Sweet Like Candy

No Man is Pudding - Nancy pistol whips Celia while Andy rides a pudding truck back from Mexico. In too-many-M&Ms-induced-nightmare land, Nancy gets Till off their backs and Guillermo gives her a new job.

 2008.07.14
2008.07.15		 B

Drunken Bee
4-4
Weecap

Insert Gambling Metaphor Here

The Three Coolers - Len finds out about the new Botwin family business. Celia's worse at a stakeout than Rosie O'Donnell, and Doug-y wants a cracker.

 2008.07.07
2008.07.08		 B-

Drunken Bee
4-3
Weecap

Get Mommy a Pillow

The Whole Blah Damn Thing - The pillow isn't for a nap, it's for smothering grandma. You know, as you do.

 2008.06.30
2008.07.01		 B-

Drunken Bee
4-2
Weecap

In That Dress?

Lady's a Charm - Nancy tarts up to take her first trip across the border, but can't even manage to smuggle a bunch of inhalers correctly. Things are not going well for Celia in jail.

 2008.06.23
2008.06.24		 N/A

Drunken Bee
4-1
Weecap

Welcome to the Border

Mother Thinks the Birds are After Her - Nancy and clan go South after she torches their house. Turns out that a little arson and a road trip are all Nancy needed to put a smile on her face.

 2008.06.16
2008.06.17		 B+

Drunken Bee
3-15
Weecap

Go

Go - After Guillermo's wildfires kind of wreck her life, Nancy decides Agjestic may not be for the Botwins after all.

 2007.11.19
2007.11.19		 B-

Wing Chun
3-14
Weecap

Protection

Protection - Nancy needs some muscle now that the bikers are picking on her kid, so she makes the inevitable call on Guillermo, who promptly sets a wildfire in the hills outside Majestic. Good plan, pendejo.

 2007.11.12
2007.11.13		 B+

Joe R
3-13
Weecap

Risk

Risk - Nancy gets a snootful when Andy's boner leads them to go into business with Chess.

 2007.11.05
2007.11.05		 A-

Wing Chun
3-12
Weecap

The Dark Time

The Dark Time - A fire inspection means it's time to move Grow House operations once again. Luckily, Celia wants in on Nancy's action, she's got a big, empty house.

 2007.10.29
2007.10.30		 A-

Joe R
3-11
Weecap

Cankles

Cankles - It takes Celia, like, three seconds to figure out everything Nancy's been up to all season. Val hires a P.I. to investigate Nancy, but he ends up blackmailing her instead. And Doug has harsh words for the thick-legged Majestic city council.

 2007.10.22
2007.10.23		 B+

Joe R
3-10
Weecap

Roy Till Called

Roy Till Called - Instead of getting arrested, Nancy gets a check and a pension from the DEA. Unfortunately, the money does nothing but ruin her friendship with Val.

 2007.10.15
2007.10.16		 B+

Joe R
3-9
Weecap

Release The Hounds

Release The Hounds - Nancy and Val stalk each other, then become friends. Dean makes friends with a biker gang mere seconds before they drive him off a cliff and cripple him. And Doug wins no friends by producing a geyser of feces for New Majestic.

 2007.10.08
2007.10.09		 B+

Joe R
3-8
Weecap

The Two Mrs. Scottsons

The Two Mrs. Scottsons - Peter's dead, but Nancy's moved on to his ex-wife, who manages to be just as harried as Nancy, without all the narcotics. That we know of.

 2007.09.31
2007.10.02		 A-

Joe R
3-7
Weecap

He Taught Me How To Drive By

He Taught Me How To Drive By - Nancy gets out from under Marvin's thumb, only to end up under Sullivan's...well, face.

 2007.09.24
2007.09.25		 B

Joe R
3-6
Weecap

Grasshopper

Grasshopper - U-Turn tries to groom Nancy as his second-in-command, which leaves Marvin with a whole lot of free time to plan some revenge.

 2007.09.17
2007.09.18		 B

Joe R
3-5
Weecap

Bill Sussman

Bill Sussman - Andy's hiding from the government, who he thinks is out to kill him, and he's less paranoid about that than you might think. Nancy gets her drive-by on, but her nerves of steel are short-lived once she finds out U-Turns gotten her into the heroin trade.

 2007.09.10
2007.09.11		 A-

Joe R
3-4
Weecap

Shit Highway

Shit Highway - Matthew Modine shows up as the smarmiest man ever to try to sell a river of shit to a suburban community. Nancy gets a job with him, of course.

 2007.09.03
2007.09.04		 B

Joe R
3-3
Weecap

The Brick Dance

The Brick Dance - Nancy shakes her ass in front of scummy drug dealers yet again and ends up deeper in debt to U-Turn. Yet again. Also: Andy can't escape the army and Celia loses her family for good.

 2007.08.27
2007.08.28		 B

Joe R
3-2
Weecap

A Pool And His Money

A Pool And His Money - Heylia rescues Conrad but not Nancy, who is now owned by U-Turn. Doug leaves his wife but alienates Celia, who is mentally abused by her husband and child. Sanjay comes out of the closet and is raped by a crack ho. Everything is hilarious.

 2007.08.20
2007.08.21		 B+

Jacob
3-1
Weecap

Doing The Backstroke

Doing The Backstroke - Dean and Doug finally just do it already. Silas goes to jail. U-Turn buys off the Armenians, but he's still got Nancy and Conrad at gunpoint -- which is too bad, because drunk Celia just dumped the whole crop in Nancy's pool.

 2007.08.13
2007.08.14		 B

Jacob
2-13
Extra

"I Think Selling Pot Becomes a Way For Him to Have Something to Do"

The Maulik Pancholy Interview - If you ask him, that's how Maulik Pancholy will explain his character's lawbreaking ways on Showtime's dramedy Weeds. What will he say if you ask him about his role on 30 Rock? Or his new iPhone? The answers await you within!

 2007.08.07
2007.08.09		 N/A

Mark Blankenship
2-12
Weecap

Pittsburgh

Pittsburgh - Shane's graduation is marred by his breakup with Gretchen, his own willing abduction by Kat, and Nancy's near-complete absence. If it's any consolation to Shane, though, it's not like Nancy's having a good time as she blows him off.

 2006.10.30
2006.10.30		 A

Wing Chun
2-11
Weecap

Yeah, Just Like Tomatoes

Yeah, Just Like Tomatoes - Peter finds a way to punish Nancy for not loving him.

 2006.10.23
2006.10.23		 A

Wing Chun
2-10
Weecap

Mile Deep And A Foot Wide

Mile Deep And A Foot Wide - Nancy invites Peter over for Family Dinner. It doesn't go well.

 2006.10.16
2006.10.16		 A+

Wing Chun
2-9
Weecap

Bash

Bash - When Nancy tips Heylia off about the DEA raid, Peter is very very unhappy. But his anger can't hold a candle to that of all the male Botwins when, on Judah's birthday, they all find out who he is and what he does.

 2006.10.09
2006.10.09		 A-

Wing Chun
2-8
Weecap

MILF Money

MILF Money - It's time for the harvest, which means yay, right? Not necessarily; not for Heylia.

 2006.10.02
2006.10.02		 A

Wing Chun
2-7
Weecap

Must Find Toes

Must Find Toes - When a stray dog bites off Andy's toes, his need for the yeshiva is diminished. Celia wins Doug's seat on the council, and Nancy and Conrad achieve a rapprochement.

 2006.09.18
2006.09.18		 B+

Wing Chun
2-6
Weecap

Crush Girl Love Panic

Crush Girl Love Panic - Nancy reluctantly tells Conrad about her marriage to Peter, and Andy even more reluctantly lets Yael nail him in the pooper.

 2006.09.18
2006.09.18		 B+

Wing Chun
2-5
Weecap

Mrs. Botwin's Neighborhood

Mrs. Botwin's Neighborhood - As the pressure from Nancy's Armenian business competitors gets more intense, Nancy turns to Peter to help her out of a jam. Elsewhere, Silas discovers that he won't be starting a family just yet after all.

 2006.09.11
2006.09.11		 B

Wing Chun
2-4
Weecap

A.K.A. The Plant

A.K.A. The Plant - Meet Lacy LaPlante. She's a scrappy Canadian hockey wife with a surprising amount of moxie. And a striking physical resemblance to our Nancy!

 2006.09.04
2006.09.04		 B

Wing Chun
2-3
Weecap

Last Tango In Agrestic

Last Tango In Agrestic - GrowCo finds a grow house, Celia breaks her cooch, Heylia has a boooooyfriend, and Nancy has a boyfriend-plus.

 2006.08.28
2006.08.28		 B

Wing Chun
2-2
Weecap

Cooking With Jesus

Cooking With Jesus - Megan gets into Princeton. Andy gets into yeshiva. Celia gets into the campaign. Nancy and Conrad get back together. And Peter gets wise to Nancy's real job.

 2006.08.21
2006.08.21		 A-

Wing Chun
2-1
Weecap

Corn Snake

Corn Snake - As Nancy tries to deal with all the fallout that comes from sleeping with a DEA agent, Andy gets closer to enrolling in yeshiva, and Celia decides to challenge Doug for his seat on city council.

 2006.08.14
2006.08.14		 B

Wing Chun
1-10
Weecap

The Godmother

The Godmother - Nancy and Conrad take business to a whole new level, Silas knows his mom's been dealing, and sexy Peter the maybe-boyfriend becomes bad-idea Peter the definitely-DEA agent.

 2005.10.10
2005.10.10		 A

Joe R
1-9
Weecap

The Punishment Lighter

The Punishment Lighter - Nancy gets weed-jacked on campus and decides to eschew the pot business in favor of making a go of it with the bakery. No one thinks this is a good idea. Celia gets back in the swing of things by reclaiming the PTA and debuting the first of her many bitchin' cancer wigs.

 2005.10.03
2005.10.03		 A

Joe R
1-8
Weecap

The Punishment Light

The Punishment Light - Nancy mourns her husband, meets a new guy (thanks to Shane being a foot-biting freak), and solves her problems with Alejandro the Penny-Thrower the old-fashioned way. With her vagina.

 2005.09.26
2005.09.26		 A-

Joe R
1-7
Weecap

Higher Education

Higher Education - Nancy expands her customer base to the college students, drawing the attention of someone with a lot of pennies. Also, Andy doesn't like it so rough, and we meet Celia's mom. Yikes.

 2005.09.19
2005.09.19		 B+

Joe R
1-6
Weecap

Dead In The Nethers

Dead In The Nethers - Nancy can't get off, but Celia and Conrad sure can. So can Silas and Megan. And Andy and his gullible rehab sponsor. Oh, and Lupita discovers her Mrs. has been dealing.

 2005.09.12
2005.09.12		 A-

Joe R
1-5
Weecap

Lude Awakening

Lude Awakening - Nancy learns that the drug scene is periodically violent and dangerous, while Celia has a time with the world's last pharmaceutical Quaalude.

 2005.09.05
2005.09.05		 A+

Joe R
1-4
Weecap

Fashion Of The Christ

Fashion Of The Christ - Nancy's no-account brother-in-law Andy rolls into town and wastes no time in catching wise to Nancy's new line of work. Also: Celia's got cancer.

 2005.08.29
2005.08.29		 B+

Joe R
1-3
Weecap

Good Shit Lollipop

Good Shit Lollipop - There's more to sweets than meet the eye as Nancy discovers the wonderful world of edibles, and Celia switches out Isabelle's chocolate for laxatives.

 2005.08.22
2005.08.22		 A-

Joe R
1-2
Weecap

Free Goat

Free Goat - Nancy's low on cash and has to leverage her car and her engagement ring so she can push more product. Also: Celia celebrates Happy Hour with the tennis whore.

 2005.08.15
2005.08.15		 B+

Joe R
1-1
Weecap

You Can't Miss The Bear

You Can't Miss The Bear - You know how you think the suburbs are this perfect haven of white-bread safety and tranquility? Well they're totally not! Drugs! Gossip! Abnormal sex acts, homo and otherwise! June Cleaver's gone to pot, people. To pot! Get it??

 2005.08.07
2005.08.11		 A-

Joe R