Mostly from boredom, I think, but also because Guillermo is the only boy she didn't ever actually eat and he keeps fooling her into thinking she did and then boom, j/k, and that's gotta rankle. If he didn't always always have to play gay characters due to being the only out actor in the entire universe, I would be okay with making Guillermo gay, but god knows where they'd go from there anyway, on this show.
"You don't look very fit," she says, and later, "You look gay holding my purse," and finally this lady is like, "Nice nosebleed, pretty white lady with the two sketchy Mexicans. Blink once for help and twice for I am on meth regardless of how pretty I am, go back to ignoring me, your good deed for the week has been accomplished."
Nancy doesn't blink, but Esteban does: He sends Guillermo with her to the bathroom. Which is where she will actually get a leg to stand on, due to her lady power being in ebb right now, so she has to go to the only place where lady power is free, and Guillermo... Whatever, I just want him to do a dirty dance. I don't care where it is. Andy calls Nancy for the billionth time, trying to find out which Plan and where she is, but Guillermo is impolite about letting her take calls.
Which: Do they think she has Stevie in a locker at this airport? In Detroit's Terminal Internacional? Why won't they let her talk to her accomplices? Why can't Guillermo be like, "Hey, Blue Eyes, I have your sister-in-law. Meet us in the ladies'."
Nathalie being unavailable still, Andy's forced to wait. Schiff puts on a fishing hat that says JESUS! and tells them that he plans to scare off any strangers on this full flight by saying, "Hello, friend!" And in the instance that the person actually is a Jesus Freak, he will just put some porn on his laptop. Probably kiddie porn.
And in the instance that the person is both a Jesus Freak and a kiddie porn enthusiast, hopefully they will enter into one of those traditional German agreements where somebody cooks up Schiff's sad old-man penis with some garlic, for dinner, and they have it with a nice Eiswine while listening to Rammstein and engaging in a little friendly sodomy. Mr. Holland's Last Opus, as it were. And still this show would be like, "But is it dark enough."
In the WC Guillermo and Nancy argue about bloody nose care until the cleaning lady comes in and yells at him to get the fuck out of there -- which think about that little journey, how Nancy started out having a maid and then being a maid (but secretly better than other maids in her own head) and then she and the maid beat the fuck out of each other and now a maid is saving her -- and Nancy's like, "It's okay, honey. You can step out." Cleaning Lady is like, "Get out of here before you freak people out. Go on!" Nancy "jokes" that the lady might call security if he doesn't leave, and he does that bruised-eyes angry face he does, and Nancy immediately dances over to ask her for her cell phone.