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Jacob Clifton: A+ | 1849 USERS: B
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CP the dirty cop comes in talking about how he woke up in his car with a blinding headache, after stubbornly not dying like he should have, and says that he agrees with Doug's basic G. Ham point, being that he shouldn't be hanging around in his cop outfit anymore. Silas is relieved, Doug can't even place him right now. CP tells Silas it's time for an apology, and he says he's sorry CP got hurt, but is answered with a demand for ten grand extra, today. He points out that assault on a police officer is a felony with a minimum sentence of "eight years' daily ass rape," and Silas is shocked. Shocked that the dirty cop Doug almost killed has decided to act like a dirty cop some more. CP leaves and Doug starts freaking out at some space cop people that are entering the store. Pissed beyond belief, Silas shrieks, "It's ComiCon, you idiot!"

Andy comes running to meet Nancy down by Esteban's pool, under the impression that the man of the house is dead, just like Andy said. "Shot? Beheaded?" He's heard they're doing that lately, and asks to see any photos. Completely lacking in time for Andy's crap, Nancy leads him by the hand down the steps to the pool and tells him to bring his car around, explaining that they have to go to Dr. Alanis and have the baby right this second. Andy's still stuck on the dead body, but she admits she lied about that to get him there. "You lied to me? I was so excited!" he whines.

Nancy explains to Andy about Rosemary's Birthing Room, and explains that the birth taking place off the grid means no witnesses and no birth certificate, which means she and the baby suddenly don't exist. Andy declares her no longer his responsibility, pointing out that her drama is now the responsibility of the "corrupt, drug-dealing politician" she's decided to marry, but she's not into talking about their relationship. Clearly on edge, with tears in her eyes, she grits out that she's not fucking around, eyes wide as a panicking horse.

"I was suffering severe... You can't imagine, how much I was suffering. And they wouldn't help me, nobody would..." -- Rosemary Woodhouse

"I am trying to get over you and your drama! This could set me back weeks in my healing process! You cannot suck me back into your web!" he declares, and she grabs at his crotch, offering him a handjob. "I don't want your pregnant pity handjob! That's just sad." He offers to take her to Alanis, but clarifies that this is the last time, even laster than the last time he said it was the last time. "And I want a rain check on that," he adds, pointing at her hand, "For when you're not with child." He goes to get the car, asking if she was really going to jerk him off, and she rolls her eyes. "Or squeeze your balls until you gave me your car keys," obviously.

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